Another maxxriki comm I got. This one is from @miraro.bsky.social and I love it so much. The attention to detail is immaculate and the coloring is just gorgeous. ๐๐๐
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My maxxriki comm from Anheora is finally finished!! I want to cry, it's so beautiful. They captured them perfectly.
Is it the printer?? That's not a mess, that's my new art project. It's titled 'Why The Fuck Did You Quit Working"
Set the kids up with crafting supplies for the afternoon so I can focus on this mess. ๐ฎโ๐จ
-// wife swap USA, 90 day fiance. I love dramatic reality TV shows. As for a movie -- Troll 2 ( 1990s film. the acting is SO FUCKING BAD, but it's so funny, I love it and will quote it daily ) and Stan Helsing.
Had my daughter's fifth birthday today; she's the best Father's Day gift I'll ever get. She's really into those sardine people right now, hence the fish theme. It'll be a treacherous cleanup for Rikiel tomorrow.
โMovie night and he just HAD to pick a movie about possession. ๐งโ
05-21-25 The kids made breakfast for me today โ though, I have a growin' suspicion their father did more of the plating than they did.
"Mm...rich cigar smoke. Dabs of heaty cologne. Under coating of formaldehyde. Dirt, like fresh soil, and river water. Orchids. Lilies. Lemons. Sweet cream on your breath from your coffee. Slight chemical aroma of your hair gel. ...You're gonna make my mouth water."
I have seen your husband. And the thought you get anything at all is a revolutionary concept.
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Suppose it is ๐. .... you're studyin' bugs?? what the fuck kinda job are you gonna get with that? And who the fuck said anything about gator dick??? I want spicy tuna and shrimp. Make uh... somethin' colorful. I want it to look like a flower field when you present it to us.
thatโs deeeefinitely a subjective thing. entomology. iโm getting my doctorate, too. sorry we donโt all enjoy eating gator dick ๐ some of us have a more *refined* taste.
That's because my wife is beyond better than yours. They aren't even on the same level. ... what are you goin' to school for?? And eel is disgusting. That's all there is to it.
FAKE because you're a hypocrite! judging my malewife when you have one of your own.. we both work part time and go to school. but he'll be well taken care of when i'm done. why no eel??
How the fuck am I fake?! ... what do you do for work again?? Last I heard, you were scammin' my 'wife' for some freaky lookin' eels over rice. I need you to make sushi for us again, by the way. NO EEL this time.
i wish he could... i don't see the issue. you've basically made rikiel your wife, too. you and i are the breadwinners, WE wear the pants! i thought you'd get it. fake as hell.
That fool needs to stand up. Is he carryin' your baby, too?
yeah, in the literal sense. but who even counts procrastinating cleaning as self destruction? stupid logic! can't remember. i have a wife that does that for me
( ๐... ) Maybe I did. You don't know jack shit about me. If you get jiggy from street racin' at 2AM or procrastinating a cleanin' project, it's considered self-destructive. You can't win this argument. When's the last time you scrubbed your toilet??
HE WASN'T EVEN AWARE OF IT AT FIRST. don't tell me you knew how to use your stand as soon as it summoned, puh-LEASE! and FYI, yes. i was. so i USED to be self destructive. now i'm not.
. . . Do you hear any sirens?? I think I'm doin' just fine.
And that is WHY you're getting yourself caught. Fifth Amendment right my ass. ๐
Alright, fine, let's blame it on the stand. Let's pretend he and it are entirely separate. Ain't that fun? But now we're stuck with the other 868 self-destructive things you do ๐ You should be more like me. Weren't you in a gang once?? The Hell Riders? What made you leave?
not really. it ain't actively affecting me. it's kind of out of my control! besides, my boyfriend's stand did that, not him. acted on whim.