And now your grandchildren will have Parafilm too! Yay!

saveabee.bsky.social@saveabee.bsky.social · last mo.

Welp, vendor accidentally sent us 3x cases of Parafilm M…

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Tag yourself, I'm thermoplastic

I only want to do one thing with a time machine, and it's to give Parafilm to the ancient Egyptians. I think they would truly appreciate long sheets of water-proof material that you wrap things in.

Me too man.. Me too..

Shush@shushed.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Man I want parafilm to be available in grocery stores.

My favourite colour is "Parawinkle"

The most accursed Parafilm fact is that the M on the box is almost identical to one written in bold italicised Comic Sans

To celebrate pride month, your queer lab mates now have dibs on the Parafilm

Asking the real, important questions!

Personally, I feel like it's less that Parafilm isn't dishwasher safe, and more that dishwashers aren't Parafilm safe

How I wish you and your emails would find me:

Parafilm MNOP

Felt cute today ✨Ⓜ️

Parafilm lifehack! Use Parafilm to keep your oven-baked chicken moist!

In an unpredictable economy, there is one line that will always go up!

Family enjoying a picnic on a blanket made of flesh, unknown artist, c. 1990 (colorized)

Fun fact! Did you know you? The phrase "wrapping up" comes from the tradition of wrapping your plates in Parafilm to keep them moist before leaving the lab for the day! Follow for more untrue Parafilm facts!

Look, all I want to do is go back in time and show Zeno of Elea Parafilm. I think he would have some interesting thoughts on a neverending object. Buuuut no, I'm not allowed to use the time machine because "the high risk of paradoxes", as if that isn't exactly what that dude was all about 🙄

Hey, are you really old? Then you might remember that time the governor of Wisconsin wanted to make Parafilm exclusive to the state's farmers, because Wisconsin is a parody of itself when it comes to cheese

Irregular reminder that the p in p-value is short for Parafilm

Did you know Parafilm also comes in flattened Grimace?

Time to report a classic:

You: please act normal, you need these people to like you Me: ok! People: hi Me: Parafilm is a semi-transparent, flexible film composed of a blend of waxes and polyolefins. It is a non-toxic, tasteless, odorless, and self-sealing thermoplastic, which can be stretched up to 200%

c0nc0rdance@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 3mo ago

You: please act normal, you need these people to like you Me: ok! People: hi Me: The human genome only contains about 20,000 genes, but over a million copies of an ancient virus-like sequence called 'Alu' & half a million copies of another called 'L1' & together they make up 27% of your DNA.

squidward and patrick from spongebob squarepants are looking out a window

ALT: squidward and patrick from spongebob squarepants are looking out a window

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sarahquaint@sarahquaint.bsky.social · 3mo ago

wishing a happy birthday to @neolithicsheep.bsky.social. I've forgone the traditional drawing in favor of mixed-lab-media collage (filter paper, kimwipes, pipettes, nitrile gloves, a dropper bottle cap, and googly eyes)

Hey kids, it's time to learn the alphabet with Parafilm!

Does Parafilm make good toilet paper? No, but it's about the bit not the shit

Hey, are you really old? Then you might remember that time the governor of Wisconsin wanted to make Parafilm exclusive to the state's farmers, because Wisconsin is a parody of itself when it comes to cheese

Kitchen Nightmares, but its Gordon Ramsay visiting labs that are struggling and sampling their Parafilm