a lot of people don't know this, but your library card actually gives you access to a underground tunnel network of strange architecture and unclear purpose
So my date didn’t go great a few weeks ago and my biggest regret is I brought them homemade soup but Im not getting my thermos back
This was me with my sister as a kid, except instead of smugness I had a look of genuine confusion when saying “Im not doing anything!”
FieldExplores (Gator Days)@fieldexplores.bsky.social · 10mo agoStanding There - Gator Days
Im gonna attempt to read 25+ books this year
People may accuse me of being annoyingly positive but frankly I still think that’s far better than being annoyingly negative
A friend and I have gotten into the habit of calling each other every night to read a recipe at each other. At the same time. I love goofy bits with my friends
This is a PSA for all the people like me who don’t think they’re a good person for X reason: you don’t NEED to be a perfect person. You can make mistakes, mess up, and do/say shitty things. The important thing is keeping an open mind, and being willing to apologize and change when you do sucky stuff
I bought spirit island game on steam so that I can find people to play with using quick play. No one uses quick play. I cry
The best part of taking a step back from hobby communities is it’s easier to distance yourself from the hobby drama
I hope yall are having a wonderful day, because I certainly am right now
I really wish @dropout.tv would post the recipes used on the gastronaut show
I hate how this post comes back and goes viral every couple months when it's such obvious misinformation. Like if your voicemail is still working, you can call 911.
Ariaa®@ariaa.bsky.social · last yr.Life-saving idea! Pass it on!
God it’s fucked up how Ive been dragged into the stupid horse game AND IM ACTUALLY HAVING FUN
Bad news everyone. Ive been diagnosed with bigbuttitis. Please pray for me on my healing journey
Me: Wow these cooking show contestants are doing terribly Also me: Messed up making mashed potatoes today
I’m mad. I’m watching a cooking competition where the judges are doing a blind taste test where they don’t see the dishes. AND THE CONTESTANTS ARE MAKING DISHES WHERE PRESENTATION IS A KEY PART OF THE DISH! THAT THE JUDGES WONT SEE! screaming
I think there needs to be a version of “Hellfire” from Hunchback of Notre Dame but Frollo sings about the temptations of cheese instead of Esmerelda. And I’d be Frollo in this version.
I think that life would be better if all bathroom stalls were installed with a “That was easy” button
I think ears and nostrils should have tongues. Without tastebuds, of course. I just think our lives would be heightened by every orifice having a controllable muscle
Hello people of Bluesky I hope you’re having a wonderful day
Hi my name is ParallelPotatoes, Im up past my bedtime, AMA