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@paranoidirect.bsky.social
RED ALERT 🚨 RED ALERT 🚨 RED ALERT 🚨 kudos to Billie Montfort. an indie, 18+ ran, account .
⠀ ( taking samples of the doughnut driven debris as if they were samples of the elephant's foot from chernobyl. gloves on top of gloves. using a meticulous device to extend & then extract the sample into a sterile container ) i Knew it. he's trying to Disintegrate the Earth . ⠀
⠀ . . don't * keep an Optic on Me. you'll just join all The Others .... ... the other... Watchers. ... plotting.... scheming... silently conniving... . . . & then acting as if I'M the SPECTACLE, i'M the WRONG oNe!! . . mHem- anyhow . ⠀
ɪɴғᴇʀɴᴏ .ᐟ .ᐟ@livingextinguisher.bsky.social · last yr.I’d never succumb when I gotta stick around t’ keep an eye on my best pal ! 😆
⠀ iiii KNEW iT!!!!!!!!!!!! REWIND is POINTING to HIMSELF! REWIND IS DISCREETLY ADMITTING H E IS THE EVIL IN THIS WORLD!!!!!! HE IS COYLY DECLARING COMPETENCE!!!!!!! MAgNUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ⠀
⠀ . . how do you Know that . ⠀
ɪɴғᴇʀɴᴏ .ᐟ .ᐟ@livingextinguisher.bsky.social · last yr.HE’S NAWT REALLLL
⠀ writing down his to-do list in perfectly aligned rigid rows with perfectly horizontal subjects for perfectly even lines to be placed underneath each new event for the proper separation, but no line was drawn, as the idea of there being one was better than there actually being one . ⠀
⠀ I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE'S PLANNING ON MAIMING SOMETHING . ⠀
a close up of a woman making a surprised face .
ALT: a close up of a woman making a surprised face .
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⠀ ( one must simply make sure the wand detector is being drawn down in perfectly aligned vertical hovers, smooth, straight, & covering all risks that were to be expected & not expected on the ticking time bomb of self-sacrificing spontaneity that is a wrecker ! one must simply ☝️🤓 ! ) ⠀
⠀ anybot who even slightly upsets grimlock will face a punishment the 9th ring of hell will cringe upon . ⠀
⠀ i will always listen to your choice of song regardless of whether i consider the tunes to my tempo. as long as i recognize the maestro behind the music, i will never mind the mood . ⠀
⠀ ♡. red alert doesn't need optics in the back of his helm installed when he has audials like his. world's worst helicopter parent ⠀
⠀ ( the tired red line glowing beneath even more tired blue optics was tinged a lighter shade of flamingo pink at the mech's words, always so open, ready to console & comfort.. it made red want to stop & twist his own helm off & let himself fall into a big dark pit. again . he hated Hated ⠀
ɪɴғᴇʀɴᴏ .ᐟ .ᐟ@livingextinguisher.bsky.social · last yr.while it’s not So chaotic . he likes the action , but there’s such a thing as tooo much action even for him ! ]
...... send me your vitals. ..... please . &, yes, i Will know if you are faking them .
ɪɴғᴇʀɴᴏ .ᐟ .ᐟ@livingextinguisher.bsky.social · last yr.AH LIVE❗️❗️❗️😄
⠀ inferno . are you Alive or are you the body they found on the trail by Slum Cerk an Sunbury Rd . ⠀
🚨❗️❗️@paranoidirect.bsky.social · last yr.⠀ ... why is inferno always so cold ... ... is he. Dying ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?+??++??+?+?!?!??+?+??1??!??!?1??+?!?!?!??1??!?!? INFERNO. ARE YOU DYING ??!?!?????????? ? ? ? ⠀
⠀ ... why is inferno always so cold ... ... is he. Dying ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?+??++??+?+?!?!??+?+??1??!??!?1??+?!?!?!??1??!?!? INFERNO. ARE YOU DYING ??!?!?????????? ? ? ? ⠀
⠀ ( 💭 i, for one, do NOT give permission to congregate in the lost light ?!??? ) ⠀
⠀ ( watching his polar bear camera on another screen along with his security camera screens. mainly just to have it for comfort, sensitive audials able to hear the sounds even all this way, letting the cub's sounds of joy play on in his internal background while work is to held . ) ⠀
⠀ . . 'ferrr-No .. ( a purred growl licking up his intake then buzzing on the No, sparks shooting at a lowered diagonal as one of his audials flickers upon his hissing's end. optics narrowed, staring straight up at the mech for a long pause before -) very well . ⠀
ɪɴғᴇʀɴᴏ .ᐟ .ᐟ@livingextinguisher.bsky.social · last yr.RED —!! uh .. er - ah wasn’t gonna do nothin’ ! swear ! [ a servo moved to rub at the back of his helm nervously ! optics avoiding contact . clear guilt like a dog that just got caught chewing up a cushion . ]
⠀ ( standing in front of the thermostat, arms crossed, big shoulders hunched, audials low . ) ⠀
⠀ ♡. inferno: RED ALERT HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG *unleashes the flood* red alert: * in a corner somewhere, mumbling about being better than deities * ⠀
