/// …『 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜. /// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝... /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴! ↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol

『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』@parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 10h ago

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ Tune in to T.O.M.E as she shows these rodent reprobates who's the big cheese around here in Mouseberg with more MOUSE: P.I. For Hire! You KNOW it's gonna be 𝘨𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘢. /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ Tune in to T.O.M.E as she shows these rodent reprobates who's the big cheese around here in Mouseberg with more MOUSE: P.I. For Hire! You KNOW it's gonna be 𝘨𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘢. /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

The “Dare to Dream” S.M.O.T. motivational poster has been removed from the deck 3 break room. Staff dreams were shown to have been growing at an uncontrollable rate. Further growth must be curbed, else the dream entities be made aware of our presence. —O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"

/// …『 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜. /// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝... /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴! ↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol

『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』@parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 2d ago

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ Raccoon City... one helluva homecoming, am I right? Gotta love their sense of hospitality... The elegy of extermination continues in RESIDENT EVIL: Requiem! /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ Raccoon City... one helluva homecoming, am I right? Gotta love their sense of hospitality... The elegy of extermination continues in RESIDENT EVIL: Requiem! /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

⌜ 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙺 𝙾𝙵 𝙰𝚄𝙶. 𝟸𝙽𝙳 - 𝟾𝚃𝙷 ⌟ We're functioning at peak efficiency, agents! And just in time, too. T.O.M.E. is starting her hunt for the first bounty target! Things will be... 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘺. Have a safe and anomaly-free week, agents! —O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"

A good Monday morning to you all, agents! I'm glad to report that the Department is back at 100% effectiveness. Alas, outside of H.G. Wells stories, the sorts of foes we face seldom succumb to Earth-born illness like we do. So, let's become their sickness. And remember...

Just a quick update for you all: feeling MUCH better after a few days of uninterrupted bedrest and a steady regimen of chicken soup and ibuprofen. (Thank you, Doris.) Streams will be back, same days, same times. Schedule for the week will be up tomorrow. Stay tuned, agents.

There's not a creator out there who should be content to see this implemented. We need EVERYONE to make the their voices heard on this matter. Big or small, streamer or viewer, it doesn't matter. Scream your defiance so it shakes their windows and rattles their walls. Be heard.

Zach Bussey 🍁@zachbussey.tos.gg · 5d ago

Twitch and Amazon are apparently planning to use streams to train Generative AI. Multiple sources tell me it will be announced in the coming months, despite some internal friction against it. Creators may be able to opt out of some training data.

"Our insignia says it all: we are the shining blade in the darkness, held aloft by the hand burdened with the all-seeing eye of knowledge, keeping the grotesque, the malevolent, and the unknowable at bay." —Special Agent John Doe ✎ @cottonwings.bsky.social ⌜ #DICCPics ⌟

You know, I thought I was going to get something of a break before the glut of September-October releases... And then I made the mistake of looking what's coming out in the next few weeks. It's like they were targeting my hyper-specific interests 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳.

Survived the night, fever has broken for the most part, though only after tossing and turning into the small hours of the morning. My throat is still pretty rough, probably gonna need another day or two of rest and lunch lady Doris' chicken noodle soup to get over it.

So, I'm alive. That's a good place to start, I suppose. But, I've survived my trip out to OffKai, and am fully in recovery mode at the moment. To all my friends and the community members I met out there, thank you much for letting me be a part of your con experience. Your words mean more to— (1/3)

Before I head out to OffKai, I want to thank you all for last night, agents. Your support and genuine care for what I do never ceases to amaze me. This is the most fun I've had with streaming in a while... and we're just getting started. More to come, so stay tuned. —J.D.

/// …『 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜. /// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝... /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴! ↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol

『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』@parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 2w ago

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ No more giant, man-eating babies. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦. I've had enough for a lifetime... The minuet of mayhem continues in RESIDENT EVIL: Requiem and the last stream before OffKai! /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

We're only 40 dollars off from reaching this bounty goal! Want to make T.O.M.E. suffer by playing one of the most infamous remakes to a beloved series? Tune in tonight and open your mind the possibilities... and your wallet to our black budget.

『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』@parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 3w ago

⌜!!⚠️ 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ We've received authorization (well, more like an 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳) from The Director, agents. Priority targets are in our sights, we need YOUR help! Read up and tune in today to find out more... —O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ No more giant, man-eating babies. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦. I've had enough for a lifetime... The minuet of mayhem continues in RESIDENT EVIL: Requiem and the last stream before OffKai! /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

⌜!!⚠️ 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ The Protocol is conducting field operations at OffKai this year! With only three days or so remaining until the convention commences, please read up on how to conduct yourselves, agents. Thank you and have fun out there!

Finally tore through one of the SciADV series VNs I've put off for far too long in my off-time. Finished this in the dawning hours this morning, and I have to say, probably one of the darkest, if not THE darkest of the whole series. CHAOS;CHILD is absolutely 𝘩𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨.

Well, that's another week in the books. Thank you all for tuning in! I really feel I'm back in the swing of things for streaming, and it's incredibly heartening to see you all come out for it. Now comes the hard part: preparing for and making plans after OffKai... —J.D.

/// …『 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜. /// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝... /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴! ↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol

『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』@parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 3w ago

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ We've lost count of how many cheese puns there have been. All we do know is T.O.M.E is... 𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘢 up with 'em. More cartoonish carnage tonight in MOUSE: P.I. For Hire! /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ We've lost count of how many cheese puns there have been. All we do know is T.O.M.E is... 𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘢 up with 'em. More cartoonish carnage tonight in MOUSE: P.I. For Hire! /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

With OffKai only a week away, it has me thinking. Someday, I'd like to be formally invited to one of these cons, to have fan merch made of the characters and world I've built. That what I've created, as off-beat as it is, would resonate with so many... Guess I can dream. —J.D.

/// …『 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜. /// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝... /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴! ↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol

『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』@parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 3w ago

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ There's nothing 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 about THIS nightmare. The dirge of death continues tonight in... RESIDENT EVIL: Requiem! /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ There's nothing 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 about THIS nightmare. The dirge of death continues tonight in... RESIDENT EVIL: Requiem! /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

Always knock. 𝘌𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 when T.O.M.E. is involved... You never know when she's DOOMin'.

/// …『 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜. /// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝... /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴! ↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol

『 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』@parasiteprotocol.bsky.social · 3w ago

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ Alright, it's time to get out of this sardine tin of a Swedish sub at last... or face aquatic annihilation! Tonight, we finish our tour on the HEAVY METAL DEATH CAN! /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ Alright, it's time to get out of this sardine tin of a Swedish sub at last... or face aquatic annihilation! Tonight, we finish our tour on the HEAVY METAL DEATH CAN! /// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.

⌜!!⚠️ 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟ We've received authorization (well, more like an 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳) from The Director, agents. Priority targets are in our sights, we need YOUR help! Read up and tune in today to find out more... —O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"

⌜ 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙺 𝙾𝙵 𝙹𝚄𝙻. 𝟷𝟸𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟾𝚃𝙷 ⌟ Apologies for the delay! The S.M.O.T.s have become... 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 in the interim. Nothing a few amnestics can't fix, I assure you. Anyway, have a safe and anomaly-free week, agents! —O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"