Today's #AncientSayings is either a lament for lost youth or the beginning of an ancient Mesopotamian Viagra commercial. Ancient Sayings #81: When your personal god abandons you... and your loins https://youtu.be/W12IYHXsqUs
Parchment & Clay
@parchmentandclay.bsky.social
Parchment & Clay is a source for content and courses on the history, literatures, and societies of the ancient Middle East, especially Mesopotamia and the Levant. It is run by @blindscholar (lead instructor) and Tucker (producer).
Here's just a real nice blessing for divine favor from 4000 years ago. #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings #79: Wish for a god's favor https://youtu.be/CRArsdl-tak
Listen to the Sumerians: sometimes your mom and your god want different things from you. Which one do you choose? #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings #78: What does your god want from you? What about your mom? https://youtu.be/xhCQtXtYo2Q
Often, Mesopotamian texts show us that familiar motifs and metaphors are centuries older than we might have thought. Consider this Sumerian portrayal of the divine-human relationship Ancient Sayings #76: On gods, humans, shepherds, and sheep (or, A Familiar Metaphor) https://youtu.be/j3R_5Iiv3QE
Hello! WE are preparing for the launch of our first online course, and we need to fill two short-term contract roles, both with potential for ongoing or repeat engagement: 1. website and social media: build out site in accordance with design brief and provided assets (Kajabi experience preferred) 👇
Hello! WE are preparing for the launch of our first online course, and we need to fill two short-term contract roles, both with potential for ongoing or repeat engagement: 1. website and social media: build out site in accordance with design brief and provided assets (Kajabi experience preferred) 👇
I've been thinking about this one more since I recorded the video. Here are photos of the tablet. It's student work, and was found in what was probably a scribal school (edubba) in Nippur.
Have you been thinking to yourself, "my collection of childish schoolhouse insults needs some material from ancient Mesopotamia?" Well, look no further than today's #AncientSayings! Ancient Sayings #74: Butt week! On Noxious foods https://youtu.be/5QW369ls2qY
Have you been thinking to yourself, "my collection of childish schoolhouse insults needs some material from ancient Mesopotamia?" Well, look no further than today's #AncientSayings! Ancient Sayings #74: Butt week! On Noxious foods https://youtu.be/5QW369ls2qY
Butt Week: Number Two: A couple of colorful Sumerian sayings about making bad decisions and facing a torrent of consequences! #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings #72: Butt week! On disregarding consequences https://youtu.be/kAhF5Flj_Hc
DID YOU KNOW that ancient Mesopotamians had butts, just like us? They did, and they also liked to talk about them! Welcome to Butt Week on #AncientSayings! Ancient Sayings #71: Butt week! On being amply supplied with dubious resources https://youtu.be/5a3jnV2GX54
This is one of those ancient sumerian proverbs I could see myself using in everyday life. We all know someone... #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings #67: On rule-following? https://youtu.be/MG-qqgL4upU
Take it from the Sumerians: thievery is bad! #AncientSayings https://youtu.be/E9D03TCZF_Y
Ancient Sayings #66: On theives and honest work
YouTube video by Parchment and Clay
youtu.be
Everyone needs to lift their spirits with some positive self-talk sometimes, and scribal students in ancient Mesopotamia were no exception. Gas yourselves up like a Sumerian language learner! #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings #64: Daily affirmation, Sumerian style https://youtu.be/S86OOsOa4XI
What makes a great scribe? Or a great singer? Focusing on quality, not quantity. #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings #63: To write or sing a single line https://youtu.be/58tAw0s8SXk
What gets in the way of junior scribes perfecting their art? Looking for their next meal. #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings #62: Scribal Motivation https://youtu.be/bmHY03g0T6s
We're back after a brief hiatus with a week of proverbs by scribes for scribes about scribes. Super meta! #AncientSayings https://youtu.be/gH37hpKbScs
This is one of my favorites of all the Sumerian proverbs. I can't help but imagine the little fox, standing by the seashore with his chest puffed out, looking so proud of himself. #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings #53: Filling the sea https://youtu.be/egf-Mox3OXM
I like these proverbs about the fox, because I feel like we can think of a person we've met that resembles each of them. Come see how the fox values his work today. #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings # 52: The fox builds a house https://youtu.be/VMkQG_MrmmY
Do you like cute little foxes? Sumerian proverb writers didn't. Come see how silly and untrustworthy this little character could be—it's Fox Week! #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings #51: The Lying Fox https://youtu.be/mNz2SBBZevo
In this cynical Sumerian proverb, we get a cheery sentiment: your destiny may suck, but at least you can't escape it. #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings #50: You can't dodge fate https://youtu.be/0dCrLTBRUK4
Ancient Sayings #50: You can't dodge fate
YouTube video by Parchment and Clay
youtu.be
In this cynical Sumerian proverb, we get a cheery sentiment: your destiny may suck, but at least you can't escape it. #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings #50: You can't dodge fate https://youtu.be/0dCrLTBRUK4
Ancient Sayings #50: You can't dodge fate
YouTube video by Parchment and Clay
youtu.be
More cynicism from ancient Sumer to brighten your day. #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings #49: The pests take over https://youtu.be/8nVvHzvbqWU
You developed skills. You worked hard. Now you get to reap the rewards, right? Ha! More ancient Sumerian cynicism to brighten your day. #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings #47: Making wool, wearing rags https://youtu.be/KC1e7s731zM
Ancient Sayings #47: Making wool, wearing rags
YouTube video by Parchment and Clay
youtu.be
This week, we are exploring the more cynical side of Sumerian proverbs. I can't decide whether to summarize this one as "check your divine privilege" or "ENJOY the beauty of the Earth? In this economy?" #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings #46: A lowly perspective https://youtu.be/onthwrSKF50
Ancient Sayings #46: A lowly perspective
YouTube video by Parchment and Clay
youtu.be
Sometimes, ancient Sumerians did not want to go to parties. Sometimes, they went anyway. I wonder if this worked out for them? #AncientSayings Ancient Sayings #45: On going to festivals https://youtu.be/Mpqofs7anLI
Ancient Sayings #45: On going to festivals
YouTube video by Parchment and Clay
youtu.be
WE've looked at a lot of abominations, but what happens if you commit one? Some Sumerian parents, at least, still had their kids' backs when they angered the gods. #QAncientSayings youtu.be/OHeFW5KU5hw
Ancient Sayings #40: So you've angered a Sumerian god...
YouTube video by Parchment and Clay
youtu.be
Ok, this is the last abomination (for now...). Ninurta doesn't approve of revenge...when YOU do it. #AncientSayings youtu.be/yXBq9FN7KHQ
Ancient Sayings #39: LAST ABOMINATION! Revenge of Ninurta
YouTube video by Parchment and Clay
youtu.be
"Not in my house!" says Enlil. Find out what abominations he doesn't allow. #AncientSayings youtu.be/-GHDjReRVfA
Ancient Sayings #38: BONUS ABOMINATION! Abominations in Enlil's house
YouTube video by Parchment and Clay
youtu.be
Lucky you—it's another bonus abomination! Find out how Utu feels about judges. #AncientSayings youtu.be/5aZBTL6u01c
Ancient Sayings #37: Bonus abomination! Utu hates crooked judges
YouTube video by Parchment and Clay
youtu.be
Whoops! Forgot to post this week's #AncientSayings! Enjoy finding out how much Suen hates witnesses who waste everyone's time. youtu.be/OACAKiR9LYY
Ancient Sayings #36: BONUS ABOMINATIONS! Suen against useless witnesses
YouTube video by Parchment and Clay
youtu.be