Shahrouz, PhD

@parchmentwizard.bsky.social

Professor | PhD, Yale History | Specialist in the Middle Ages + World History | Manuscript collector | Taking each day 24 hours at a time.

Fans, friends, and followers of Herodotus — any thoughts about my college student repeatedly mentioning “Native Americans” in their assignment about Histories III.99? Passage pictured here for reference.

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Year after year, semester after semester, before me cometh a fresh flock of students, wide-eyed, hungry, hopeful for what college may offer them, and, LO, they receive through me the sublime revelation that AD does not, in fact, mean After Death. And through this I will cure the earth. Amen.

What do I do if one of my college students told me today that she remembers seeing her parents watch Game of Thrones when she was a little kid? It’s fine if I’m getting older, but other people aren’t supposed to get so much younger.

This line in Nolan’s Odyssey movie is sooo funny: “Why are we leaving? If this is the end of the Bronze Age, shouldn't we stay and fight for it?” “Hey fellas, are we wrapping up the prehistoric era yet?” “Omg I think we’re entering Late Antiquity now.” “Mom, I’m being deployed to WWI tomorrow.”

Napoleon famously embraced the *brand new* smallpox vaccine (Edward Jenner had developed the vaccine only a few years before Napoleon first rose to power) and tried to mobilize widespread vaccination for both the citizenry and his troops.

bobby@bobbylewis.blacksky.app · 6mo ago

it’s so funny that the drunk tv host in charge of the military is like “real warriors don’t need vaccines” when all the greatest generals in history would have done anything for a jab that kept their armies safe from disease

Looking for help. I'm having trouble with the word in the image. "Per se p...am presentem et sequentem." The ending is "am," following "ecclesiam" in the next line, but I can't piece together something sensible from the rest. "Per se patrimoniam"? The lower stroke in "a" is missing elsewhere.

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This letter, addressed to a spice merchant in Montpellier, is dated to the 1250s and written mostly in medieval Occitan. The most compelling part to me is that it's written on paper rather than parchment. Remarkably early example of paper in this region, especially among merchants! #medievalsky

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New semester, same tricks. Except I'm adding more banned phrases. (Yes, the worst political climate for me to be banning speech, but an informal poll of me and me alone revealed that phrases like "since the dawn of time" are heinous.) #medievalsky

Shahrouz, PhD@parchmentwizard.bsky.social · 2y ago

I've finally done it. The instructions for the papers in my undergraduate history courses explicitly prohibit the use of the phrase "throughout human history." But will it be enough? #medievalsky

Students of history will see the parallels between Reza Pahlavi and Napoleon III. Pahlavi might be far less connected, less capable, and less canny than any Bonaparte, but his claim that he'll "step forward" to "lead this transition" via referendum echoes 1848/1852, down to the royalist backsliding.

Have a friend, relative, or anonymous internet adversary complaining about the “historical accuracy” of the costumes in Nolan’s upcoming Odyssey film? Let ‘em see how medieval artists depicted ancient subjects—including Homeric stories! This 14th-c. portrayal of the Trojan war will melt their brains

A medieval illumination depicting the Trojan war with anachronistic medieval elements (clothing, armor, buildings, etc.)

Have a friend, relative, or anonymous internet adversary complaining about the “historical accuracy” of the costumes in Nolan’s upcoming Odyssey film? Let ‘em see how medieval artists depicted ancient subjects—including Homeric stories! This 14th-c. portrayal of the Trojan war will melt their brains

A medieval illumination depicting the Trojan war with anachronistic medieval elements (clothing, armor, buildings, etc.)

In my third decade of life, I realized that referring to Superman and his love interest by their first names results in Lois and Clark. Intentional or not, this fact has been on my mind without interruption for about 36 hours and counting.

The teachers "mistakenly taught their students about the wrong Roman ruler — Augustus Caesar instead of his predecessor, Julius Caesar." Were the teachers not suspicious of the fact that their Caesar managed to live into old age and died in a much less perforated state? apnews.com/article/aust...

Studying the wrong ancient Roman ruler gets Australian high school seniors out of a history exam

Teachers at nine high schools in northeastern Australia discovered days before an ancient history exam that they had mistakenly taught their students about the wrong Roman ruler — Augustus Caesar inst...

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I should be grading, which of course means I have exhausted every possible route on the internet to learn about arrowheads made from meteorites, including the Mörigen Arrowhead, found in Estonia and thought to have been made from one of the Kaali meteorites nearly 3,000 years ago.

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Is the Early Modern period a black hole of history? As a medievalist, I am frequently exhilarated and dismayed by how often I encounter something seemingly important but totally unknown to me when venturing past my curfew of 1499.