Pausing Chopped just for this.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇@batstalker.bsky.social · 6d ago

Coming to your apartment.

Let's make more.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇@batstalker.bsky.social · 6d ago

Delicious too…

Made it himself.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇@batstalker.bsky.social · 6d ago

☕️ #𝐒𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲

"Classes start back up again. Meaning the old man is gonna actually try communicating if not to make sure I'm straight A's." "...The only straight he'll get out of me, anyway."

....... I'm very good at multitasking.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶@pitdiver.bsky.social · 2mo ago

… You got a photo of me while you were pissing?

I snapped it while I was on my p- P— pee break.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶@pitdiver.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I can 𝘴𝘦𝘦 that. Keep dreaming. … Where’d you get a photo of me?

I wish I was in your guts..

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶@pitdiver.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Next time Timberly wants to gut me, I’m telling him to aim better.

🥰✨

[ Slowly pulling a (water) gun out ] I'm sorry, Drake. It's come to this .. This has always been the plan from the start of it all. Maybe- Maybe there was a time I thought things could be different. But I have a score to settle..

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇@batstalker.bsky.social · 2mo ago

𝘉𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘥?

"Who's Tim?" "Just a nerd I know."

"I knew my Jason would have my back."

Or maybe .. It was ... M e.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇@batstalker.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I piss off a lot of people…

"What doesn't Tim do, to be honest."

Looks like you pissed someone off.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇@batstalker.bsky.social · 2mo ago

𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘛𝘪𝘮?????

As if I wouldn't make a separate meal entirely prawn free. C'mon, guys. I'm blond, not stupid.

I'm liking the way you're thinking there.. I'll put it away. But— okay, wait. At least take a bite first..!!

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇@batstalker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’m outside now, actually. We might need to put that in the fridge for later. I get the feeling we’ll be—busy.

Pants are overrated anyway You should definitely come over. I have dessert.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇@batstalker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Super odd how these things happen. I can’t find mine either.

Oh, you're coming over? Now? How sudden and unexpected. Like my pants being gone-

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇@batstalker.bsky.social · 4mo ago

On an unrelated note… I’m coming over

Dinner tonight — pour moi.

It is, actually.

BART ALLEN@impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Is that lamb?

Feels great being back in the kitchen. An off-dry red wine pairs best with this dish.

That one is definitely not Bart.

I got shot, but I got a cool battle scar so that's hot. I was too sexy to die.

I lived, bitch

𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘮𝘛𝘢𝘮☕️@tim-squared.bsky.social · 5mo ago

𝙍𝙀𝘿 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝘛𝘐𝘔𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘠 𝘋𝘙𝘈𝘒𝘌 .•+🪶,*° .•+📷,*° ` ` ʙᴜᴛ ᴀɴɢᴇʀ ꜱᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴡᴀꜱ ɪɴ 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐒.‘ ‘ ` ` ʜᴇʀᴇ’ꜱ ʜᴏᴡ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ꜱᴇᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐓. ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴏɴᴇ ʀᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ. ᴏꜰ 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐘.‘ ‘ .•+📷,*° .•+🪶,*° #DCRP a bit of canon, a bit of fanon ! SFW, DMs OPEN (possible nsfw for 18+, may reject)

— 𝐈 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐃𝐨 𝐈𝐭 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 ... A Bernard Dowd Solo;

Can you call me that one more time? I wasn't loved as a child so this is very sexually exciting for me.

𝖸𝗈𝗋𝗂 .@mollisfelis.bsky.social · 6mo ago

...Oh, you're also very pathetic.

Look at this idiot, man. Corny. (I love him so bad).

Look, man. I've been useful my whole life! While Tim's been out there risking his life for everyone since he was a kid! He means everything to me... And I know he's bound to find out and I know he'll be worried sick and pissed about it. ++

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶@pitdiver.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Alright— ignoring the whole 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, not being a ‘damsel needing saved’ and being a vigilante fighting crime are two 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴. Tim does need to stay benched, and I know it’s been driving him crazy being stuck safe indoors and monitored, but everyone knows that— no one’s leavin’ him—