So said I can’t post all my malfoid art on bluesky because I know I’ll get bullied. I’ll just post it somewhere else and get bullied for it over there

Time traveler goes back in time to warn people about a great tragedy and gets sidetracked telling people how stupid the iPhone is

I always order the sizzling fajitas cuz no matter what else I order if that fajita goes by my table I’ll always think “fuck should’ve ordered that”

THE KARMIC CYCLE LOVES MY ASS!!!

Blocked someone and then found out they blocked me back. No you don’t block me I block you blocking is mine not yours the blocking can only come from one side and not your sign but mine The blocker is me I am not the blockee When you build a wall to block someone in they can’t build another wall too

Had one of those Stiller’s sodas, actually pretty good. Very generic but in a good way.

There’s another universe where 9/11 didn’t happen but we all got WAY to into kale. You’re thinking “but we already did” and no in that universe there isn’t any French fries just kale ONLY kale

Wow not being in a dark room is so nice. Turn on ya lights!

Speaking as someone who still masks that Boston globe story shows me those people just don’t know how to hang and don’t know how to run a business. like I’ve been to bars that are as gay or gayer and they fun to hang out in and running very well financially #sucks2suck

Netanyahu said that proportionally an Israeli life is worth 16 times that of an American life. Going off that math that means an Israeli life is worth 22 times that of a British life, 36 times of a Russian life, but of a Lithuanian life? Ha!

Fuck yeah dude fuck yeah girl fuck yeah whoever you are

“Listen it’s my money, I worked for it so I should pay 20% interest on it” all of those stupid fucking quickpay app commercials

I only trust people with vampire names. For me to even tell ya the time of day yo shit has to be like Sir St. Ellington Von Beauregard VII Esq.

Damn the birds are chirping. This bout to be an amazing day. Hell yeah

Guy who sees Rei turn into his last crush as a part of the human instrumentality project “nah I don’t even like that bitch anymore” *doesn’t explode into orange goop*

There’s some websites that are so good you’re like “sure yeah have some ads, you deserve a lil money”

Into far away girls. Need to look out over the horizon to get my dick even slightly hard

If you don’t look at this post you’re a terrible human! Why are you scrolling away?!?!?!? YOU ARE A TERRIBLE HUMAN!!!!! DONT YOU CARE ABOUT MY CAUSE?????? BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

Who are these people? You want me to know these people? No you don’t? You want me to hate these people? I don’t even know these people and now I hate em? My life hasn’t changed in these 52 seconds

My comic is soon to be released, the United Kingdom is getting broken up and a United Ireland is coming #blessed

What does that even mean?

man i just don't care, like i really DO NOT. it's funny actually. like man absolutely zero effect on my day one way or another. god, nothing could get me to either. gun to my head i'd say shoot because really just nothing gets me out of chair less than that.

new video that's actually old. wanted to post this by itself for a while and now here it is. interesting perspectives on the 25th anniversary youtu.be/co5sK6RIShc

Interviewing Kids About 9/11

YouTube video by Comedy Is Cool Television

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There’s legals to this *lawyer finished opening statements*

Happy Rosh HaKirkah

I’d like to be under the sea, in a tortoise’s cabbage patch

Looked at it again and it’s def a thing to be seen easily in high intensity bits against a background. Like he really pops out from the darkness with all that but still feel like it’s a model maker going a bit too wild with the greebles

PAR@parisdumb.bsky.social · last mo.

Like why couldn’t they go to more this way. Looks more realistic but doesn’t have all this detail for detail’s sake

Like why couldn’t they go to more this way. Looks more realistic but doesn’t have all this detail for detail’s sake

PAR@parisdumb.bsky.social · last mo.

Should just be leather shoes. Like they could light up like this during certain bits but why all this. Maybe the design around the bottom but that leg bit is too much man

Feeling the “being online way too much” brain worms. Need to eat an apple. Maybe have a book idk

Should just be leather shoes. Like they could light up like this during certain bits but why all this. Maybe the design around the bottom but that leg bit is too much man