Wished I lived in fuck around world cursed to live in find out world
Amelia
@parkdalecryptid.bsky.social
they/them; artist ostensibly, hater for sure, probably looking at a heron somewhere I’m the one that drew Ictus buy it here: https://diskettepress.com/products/ictus-drive-all-night
One night without my wife and I’m chewing holes in the emotional drywall where is my HONEY MY BUG MY DRUPELET (sleep study) (I just miss my wife)
Every time I successfully do medical admin shit I receive one healthcare token and when I go to medical heaven I will be able to redeem these tokens for individual darts I can then throw at god. As retribution for the curses
Sweeping breastie I mean breastie I mean breastie on the feed today peace and love on planet earth
Run don’t walk to watch Is God Is absolutely unbelievable all-timer of a movie. Oh my god. Jesus Christ.
the problem is we stopped knowing a guy who knows a guy.
and let's be clear. the average canadian is a fascist. the average american is a fascist. the average australian is a fascist. the average european is a fascist. anti-fascism takes work. anti-fascism is not easy and it is not popular. it slides the second you look away. be vigilant.
people act like they forgot the Daily Mail was pushing articles about finding the "genetic cause for being gay" so that "reasonable mothers could get abortions" in '93 like how are people still shocked at the transphobia. it's the most popular paper in the UK because the average brit is a fascist.
I love Mark Duplass and Mae and I call him Mr Duples (pronounced dooples) and every time he shows up in a movie we say yayyyy Mr Duples
Rlly loved the reveal from the Mogus TV show that their backpacks cover their genitals. Inspired
Furry community weigh in is it hack to just stick animal heads on human bodies?
Spent last Saturday furiously checking tornado warning trajectories while my parents serenely shopped for rarefied clothing at a boutique that sells striped shirts for $70 it was funny and awesome to live out my most common flavour of literal nightmare
Ppl aren’t tabula rasa then radicalized, they’re simmered in the world they exist in and desperate for a narrative that explains why they haven’t been given the world they’ve been told they were owed
I think while it’s def true that bad faith operators will stir up political shit online for propaganda purposes the shit can only be stirred because it appeals on some level to those being stirred. Any far right movement gaining steam isn’t because xyz bots but isn’t that an absolving thought
If you want a cool saw trap for your loved ones you can start a new disco elysium save and ask them to assign your stat points as close to their perception of you as possible. Wives love this ☺️
Interview with the vampire is incredible television thank god there are no egregiously racist egregiously bad egregiously boring follow ups with least importantly awful music
I talk a big hater game but every time I see the yellow pikmin vase @volcanicdynamo.bsky.social got me for my birthday I smile… my multitudes…
Those ditto guillotines are going to turn me into the joker for the low low price of $60 USD
You too can soothe your fathers inner child by taking him to a river to smash rocks and look for fossils on his birthday if your father is my father
Stop inspiration porning that raccoon……… start saying hell yeah I hope he gets crazy raccoon pussy and a dumpster pizza…….
Shit parasite is sure a failure of both Trump and Biden gutting the CDC and FDA (crazy how diseases don’t exist if you don’t measure them huh. Glad this is the only time that’s happened) but more saliently is because *all* produce is predicated on wildly abusive exploited labour.
My parents are about to visit I’m allowed to be a teen for a second and post music anyway I KNOW NOOOOTHING I’M JUST SITTING HERE. LOOKING AT. PRETTY. COLOURRRRS m.youtube.com/watch?v=BuQG...
IDLES - MOTHER (Official Video)
YouTube video by IDLES
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The place I order KN95s from really on the ball with the wildfire smoke marketing emails. I love living in hell.
Nonbinary awareness day AND be nice to bugs day… coincidence? Makes ya think….
There’s nothing worse than spending 30-40 dollars and even worse: everything costs 30-40 dollars now
Subjecting my beautiful wife to what I like to call the Holzer blast of the nighttime