it’s a bit difficult to get back into the swing of things, but.

parker civilization@parkercivilization.bsky.social · 2y ago

i may or may not be attempting to write more symphony.

i may or may not be attempting to write more symphony.

wow it’s been a while.

someone come selfcest that simbo for me.

i understand long hair seawatt personally now.

rereading something i wrote with my ex like 🫢… in shock tbh. i forgot it was good lol.

i am so brainrotted i typed 'seawatt' instead of 'seawater'. my life is over.

Fucking The Monster Under Your Bed

when evbo gets to the pro level, does he just… jump? does he jump as far as his legs can take him, feel the raw burn in his lungs as he fights to breathe? there is no hunger in the cavity of his stomach for the first time in his life. there are no weights keeping him from sprinting any longer. (1/4)

parker civilization@parkercivilization.bsky.social · 2y ago

anyway, don’t abruptly start running after being mostly constrained to your bed for a while. this is clearly a bad idea but apparently i am not a smart person.

having a really bad experience versus immediately thinking “oh, this would absolutely happen to evbo”

i’ll write something short soon. maybe. busy making my friends gifts and catching up on several week’s worth of work…

heard my actual name in a seawatt video and almost jumped

spotify is trying to communicate with you

i feel like recently i've just been becoming evbo. but not in the 'parkour god' sense, in the 'noob' sense. i would survive writing civilization though.

i'm still not totally back, and to be honest i haven't been able to write for a bit (and likely won't be able to for a while, considering how much i've missed irl), but i am... better, tentatively?

i checked my discord for the first time in a long while, and apparently while i was gone one of my friends recommended my own seavbo fic to me a while ago.

simwatt wants that consensual workplace relationship so effing bad

i’ve been too unwell to think about any fandom stuff at all recently, but i will say i am firmly on the side of bow seawatt because tridents are simply too cool to be associated with him. also, he doesn’t deserve a good melee option.

did not mean to spend two days offline… i feel slightly better now. anyway, i watched pvpciv’s ending last night and now i’m thinking about it.

um…

hi i’ve been ill again. proposing dragbo as my weekly contribution to parkciv society.

compression gloves are weird… not in a bad way, though. i kind of like it.

timeline is reminding me of the time i printed out one of my friend’s drawings and ate it live on call atm

i wish i was seawatt gaming’s father so i could pass all of my diseases down to him. it’s a dominant gene. he won’t be able to escape. i hope he suffers in parkour hell.

mad scientist evbo……

tips of my fingers are bruised. might not be able to write today… heartbreaking.

wait.

okay ignore the world’s longest thread. i had a lot more thoughts than i thought i did.

actually before i go to sleep. evbo’s more selfish actions in chapter four being mostly narrated by him are important because you (the reader) have to understand that he genuinely doesn’t get what he’s done wrong. he doesn’t get how people work (and he never has), and his ability to just (1/5)

parker civilization@parkercivilization.bsky.social · 2y ago

it’s infinitely large in terms of length lol. not that evbo cares, he’s a tad bit busy having a manic episode.

i also need to explain the actual afterlife layout because it is *very* hard for me to convey place descriptions accurately in character without going ‘this place functions like xyz’.

parker civilization@parkercivilization.bsky.social · 2y ago

so many things i want to say about symphony but there’s not a good bluesky format to say them with… longer tumblr post soon, maybe? it’s a blogging platform. i should make more use of its lack of character limit anyway.