The FIA dispute any myth surrounding Lewis Hamilton’s pit lane speed limit penalty. As shown in the conclusive evidence below, our senior steward recorded Hamilton clearly exceeding the permitted 80 km/h.

The FIA denies any claims of an agenda against Lewis Hamilton following a succession of penalties. To demonstrate the FIA’s neutrality, Hamilton will not be penalised again until at least the Dutch GP in late August.

Oscar Piastri believes McLaren’s latest upgrades will allow him to fight fairly against Charles Leclerc after claiming Leclerc didn’t leave him enough racing room in Spa:

The FIA can confirm Lewis Hamilton will receive a 5 second time penalty at the Hungarian GP. The reason for the penalty will be established nearer the time.

Max Verstappen has reportedly criticised Red Bull management for not providing Arvid Lindblad’s Racing Bulls car for an additional tow. Verstappen believes another tow plus having the best engine according to the FIA, may have provided enough advantages to secure pole position.

The FIA are considering a blanket ban on Macarena rear wings due to “skill issues” experienced by certain drivers:

The FIA have made it mandatory for drivers to push their cars up the hill at Eau Rouge this weekend. This follows concerns that engine clipping could prevent cars from reaching the top under their own power.

Expectations of a Max Verstappen switch from Red Bull to McLaren continue to intensify following rumours McLaren are in talks with Verstappen’s shortlist of acceptable teammates: Logan Sargeant, Nicholas Latifi and Nikita Mazepin.

Red Bull have apologised to Max Verstappen after engine issues left him seventh in qualifying, two places behind Isack Hadjar. The team later admitted they had accidentally fitted Verstappen with a Hadjar-spec engine assembled from scrap parts.

In an effort to combat energy recovery issues at Silverstone, the FIA will be introducing mandatory 3 minute hydration breaks every 5 laps in today’s Sprint and tomorrow’s British Grand Prix.

Ferrari have revealed that a bug in their strategy software accidentally produced the perfect race strategy for Lewis Hamilton’s Barcelona win. Engineers removed the bug before the Austrian GP, restoring the team’s questionable level of strategic decision making.

George Russell is expected to make a flying start in today’s Austrian GP. Russell will leave his pole position grid slot five seconds before the lights go out before briefly lifting to demonstrate to the FIA that he has not gained any lasting advantage.

Ferrari have confirmed Dino Beganovic will replace Charles Leclerc for FP1 in Austria as Ferrari seek a driver they trust to keep their repair budget down. Meanwhile, rumours persist that some at Maranello have adopted the nickname “Charles the Berk”.

Honda insist it should be given additional development concessions under the ADUO rules. Honda argue that as a duo, Aston Martin’s drivers - ageing, winless in F1 for 13 years Fernando Alonso alongside the incompetent Lance Stroll - represents the weakest duo on the grid.

Mercedes have withdrawn their right of review of the Monaco GP result after concluding the FIA are utterly incompetent.

F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS: Current F1 drivers by wins in their 40s: Lewis Hamilton - 1 Fernando Alonso - 0

Charles Leclerc is a doubt for today’s Catalunya Grand Prix after crashing into a door whilst trying to walk through it.

Red Bull are in discussions with the FIA to overturn Max Verstappen’s 10 second time penalty in the 2025 Spanish GP. If overturned, Verstappen will be gifted the 2025 championship, with Lando Norris demoted to second.

Kim Kardashian is not expected in Barcelona this weekend, meaning Jos Verstappen will return to being the biggest arse in the F1 paddock.

Lewis Hamilton’s podium in Monaco is under FIA investigation after it was discovered the use of certain racing lines means he may not have completed the full 260km race distance. The FIA are set to call on Derek Warwick to lead the investigation.

Charles Leclerc’s camp have expressed concern with Ferrari, who have “mislaid” the signed copy of the multi-year contract extension that Leclerc signed last week.

Max Verstappen is reviewing his alliance with the FIA after the governing body revealed Red Bull have the best engine in F1 under the ADUO system. Red Bull’s rocketship engine has reopened debate about how big a car advantage Verstappen really needs to achieve success.

BREAKING: Ferrari confirm they will upgrade the floor of Charles Leclerc’s car in time for the next race in Barcelona:

George Russell is set to change his ‘Mr Saturday’ nickname to ‘Mr Thursday’, as the press day represents the only day of a Grand Prix weekend he isn’t being trounced by teammate Kimi Antonelli.

Charles Leclerc is delighted to have signed a new multi-year contract with Ferrari, putting an end to speculation that he wanted to become world champion.

Red Bull are rumoured to have replaced Mercedes in the race to purchase Alpine. Red Bull are keen on the sporting advantages of having 6 cars, as well as giving them 5 cars that will be obliged to let Max Verstappen pass and compromise other teams.

Oscar Piastri has admitted he is puzzled by his Canadian GP performance, as the McLaren driver suffered a difficult weekend despite not having a world championship to bottle.

Martin Brundle has praised Fernando Alonso’s car control after he crashed into the wall in sprint qualifying.

The famous Nurburgring 24 Hours may hereafter become the Nurburgring 20.5 Hours following complaints and criticism from an unnamed participant regarding the rules of the event.

BREAKING: Max Verstappen fails to win the Nurburgring 24 Hours. Unfortunately Verstappen forgot his teammates are on the same team as him and leaving his teammates to inherit badly worn parts as they do at Red Bull ultimately led to retirement.