Juli Emry

@parodyite.bsky.social

Sedimentology-Stratigraphy/Geobiology/Raman Spectroscopy PhD. Current Professional pet-sitter/dog walker - yes, it's a real job.

Chatting with Hubs while cooking made me want to reiterate how lucky I know that I am. I'm an adopted kid, I hit the jackpot with MY Mom, Dad & brothers - MY family, the ones who fought to kept me. I also hit the in-laws jackpot. Family doesn't need to be defined by genetics.

Using an old language (esp. one that's good at its job) isn't inherently bad or "outdated". Updating older systems can be good/necessary, but it's not as simple as having AI or teenage techbros (who probably can't code in COBOL) just migrate "old code" to a new language. 1/2

One does not simply migrate a legacy code language to a shiny, new code language meme based on the Lord of the Rings "One does not simply walk into Mordor" quote
Juli Emry@parodyite.bsky.social · last yr.

This person who used to be a QA software tester for a major online testing company HARD AGREES. This is pretty terrifying, shit will break...fast and very badly. 😬

Oh, the hypocrisy? This would be funny, if it wasn't so f*&^1ng stupid that this where we are in the the U.S. Dislike Biden's pardons - fine! But, come on. Trump can't own his own policies. "Little Marco", this is a big trial ballon to throw you under the bus. Good luck, I guess?

Donald Trump said he didn't sign the act to deport Venezualens. Marco Rubio said it needed to be done. Donald Trump said Joe Biden's pardons were illegal because he supposedly didn't sign them. Someone else in the was responsible.

Bavmorda fell over and sustained some skeletal injuries during the second winter storm (the blizzard-y one). A little duct tape and zip tie shoulder/clavicle "surgery" and the full skele-crew are finally back out! 😁 🤣

A plastic human skeleton wearing a green Irish Tam hat with a skeleton unicorn on her shoulder and a skeleton cat by her feet.

EPA warning: do not go outside in the Central U.S. dust storm! Hazardous dust covers parts of KS, OK, CO, MO, WY, IL, TX, NM, NE. The AQI in St. Louis hit an unfathomable 5,791 from PM10 (dust); an AQI over 300 is “Hazardous”. The tops: Lamar, CO hit an AQI of 12,802. Consult airnow.gov.

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I'm a geologist. We tend to be a weird lot because we can think in deep time. Humans are mere blip in Earth's history and future. But, instead of feeling like nothing we do would matter, for me it's everything I can do while I'm the the tiny blip of matter on this planet that I am.

Alice Cooper jumped on the counter (surprise, surprise) to "help" me clean it off. The cloth has Seventh Generation disinfectant spray on it....big weirdo doesn't gaf. It's moving...it's a TOY!! 🙄 😂

A cat batting a cleaning cloth while it is being swept around a kitchen counter.

Bluesky has now caught up with Twit-X on the follow-bots who have big following numbers and no posts with profile pictures of young women. This is n=7 today. Sigh. Sad.

A bot-follow account with 3.7K followers and no posts.

Washer and dryer unhooked for sunroom reconstruction and hubs (who worked pest control) asked me to find the steel wool to plug the hole to deter mice from coming in overnight. He said, "We should stick a cat pee ball in there". I said, "Done, I'll go scoop boxes". 😂🤣

A paper bag containing a clumping litter cat pee ball with a cartoon mouse face drawn on it and some steel wool.

If you have a Samsung Galaxy, the latest update will add a ton of AI "services" to your phone, most of which will be turned on automatically. It also includes this deceptive toggle, which turns off the online collection of your data when you turn it ON.

Screenshot of a toggle switch in the new "Advanced Intelligence" Samsung Galaxy settings. It is labelled "Process data only on device"; addition text below the caption reads: "For added privacy, you can prevent collection and processing of your data for Galaxy AI's advanced intelligence features. Online processing provides the best results and is required for some advanced intelligence features."