Parsee's bridge
@parsee2.bsky.social
I HATE HAPPY PEOPLE. LET ME RULE THE WORLD AND BE THE QUEEN OF ALL!! Parody account... all posts are 100% parseeful!! https://parsees-bridge.straw.page (come visit me, idiot) (Also, account ran by a certain "Chiruru" girl...)
OLD HELL GARAGE SALE ‼️⚠️‼️⚠️ Orin's clipboard - 100 yen Head of a Kisume Victim - 1800 yen Okuu's Elephant Foot Boot - 40k yen Yamame's diary - 150k yen My Bridge (rent) - 320k yen Yuugi's Favorite Shirt- 500k yen Satori's old plastic chair - 3 million yen
Omfg first Tenshi and now this fuckin' IDIOT... I don't need this many bums in my life!!
Tenshi you of all people should not be liking this. Go away. My big envy is not yours to gaze upon!!
Parsee's bridge@parsee2.bsky.social · last wk.Oh....my envy is big....
Ok wait I might be able to kidnap Keiki and make her draw for me... surely I'll get millions of likes this way!!
Do you want to try fry spider legs? It's only 2 bucks It's only for free
Do I drive over this spider yokai or do I drive around her
Satori gets super mad at me so she shows me visions of my worst moments but I dont care because it's nostalgiaslop
I just cant do it... I cant take this shit no more man!!
If you wish to pass my bridge, I need to inspect your boobs!! Yk, for safety reasons!!
Fuck you Satori I can also be a great comfort pet!! Or person.... or whatever.....
@touhounigga.bsky.social fuck you, like my posts you oversized fag
Come on help me with this, if she gets drunk again she isn't gonna go easy on me.....
Parsee's bridge@parsee2.bsky.social · last mo.Yuugi said that if my YouTube comment gets 100 likes she will quit drinking
Ok this isn't working out, going back to being an asshole bitch again
Parsee's bridge@parsee2.bsky.social · last mo.I am very nice to everyone #SubterraneanKindness
I need to stop boiling Yuugi's alcohol with the radiation from that shitass bird, it's getting out of hand
One time I was Parseenuinely yelling at Okuu for eating all The Mystia Bites and she laughed at me and told me to stop Pibby glitching Like a chud and I honestly have never felt more humiliated in my entire life