“This isn't fair...”

꒦꒷ 𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙇.@headcruncher.bsky.social · 2y ago

⠀ ⠀why he got allat. this has to be unnessecary. ⠀

{Barely active, and I'm unsure if I even wanna bother making Valentine's Day cards this year. And if I do, I might not make em high quality.}

“If you die, then who's going to make me my solo franchise?!”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝕱𝖊𝖞 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗@parodycapcom.bsky.social · 2y ago

//We all know where this is going.

“... We hate to say this, but we agree with what everybody else is saying... Venom does have a big ass. And we're a little jealous!”

{Not really in the Christmas spirit this year. Hence the lack of posts related to Christmas... and lack of posts overall, outside the few responses.}

[Just so everybody knows, the symbiote is always watching. Even during the most "private" parts]

{... O shit, Okami 2?}

{Dang... How'd this one flopped...?}

𝓒𝓪𝓹𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓡𝓾𝓫𝔂 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽 (𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒖𝒏𝒆)@partenairecaptain.bsky.social · 2y ago

{Also, since people are doing ship lists, lemme propose a more interesting bandwagon.}

{Also, since people are doing ship lists, lemme propose a more interesting bandwagon.}

“Did you know? Gay women are the most powerful beings on the planet. How do you think I can knock out these super heroes? Many of you stand no chance.”

“I don't know this "Mai" woman people are talking about, but all I'm saying is that mine are bigger.”

{I personally don't get some people's stubbornness to stay over there. Even if they worry about starting over, because BSky isn't as shitty as Twitter with its shadowbans, so regrowing your audience isn't too bad. Hell, my Tron here surpassed my twt Tron in followers in just a day.}

{And god, every time I lurk on Twitter then switch to BlueSky, my mood shifts dramatically. Like, on twt, all I see are stake ads, the Mario DS meme, and yet another shitty "hot take" engagement bait trend flooding my TL. Over here, none of that. Just RP and chill convos. And that makes me happy.}

“Why are people talking about squirrels?”

“Yeah, 𝒥ℯ 𝓉‘ℯ𝓂𝓂ℯ𝓇𝒹ℯ Wolverine.”

{Feel free to tag me in things. The only thing I can't promise is that I'll get to them right away, especially on work days, and that I'll remember to do them. Which is why bumping posts you really want me to get to or continue is important as well. Feel free to do that too.}

{You're asking for a Lilith? I'm asking for a SonSon.}

“Winter is coming. Best take my ship to warmer areas of the earth if I am to survive the first month.”

{This is kinda a common complaint, but still a bothersome one for me... Stop hyping your character up as being better than everyone else just because they're very powerful. Some of you sound like Homelander but without any kind of self-awareness.

{One other nice thing about BlueSky is that I don't have to censor myself. I don't mean swears, but I can say things like "homework" and not worry about my account getting flooded by bots or my account getting locked for a week for an out-of-context phrase picked up as "a hateful comment".}

[And while Cell was bewildered by what he's witnessing, the birds took off with the beer they nabbed before high-fiving each other with their wings]

☆ ᵣₒₐd ᵗᵒ 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 ☆@fearsometyrant.bsky.social · 2y ago

[Some blue-footed boobies show up right where Ruby once stood and took two bottles into their beaks]

two birds with blue feet are standing next to each other

ALT: two birds with blue feet are standing next to each other

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☆ ᵣₒₐd ᵗᵒ 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 ☆@fearsometyrant.bsky.social · 2y ago

" Dang, now who's gonna drink all this beer ? Certainly not me "

[Dang, Ruby Heart can turn invisible--]

☆ ᵣₒₐd ᵗᵒ 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 ☆@fearsometyrant.bsky.social · 2y ago

<[ He left and returned in about two minutes, carrying three cases of varying beers. ]>

“Hm. Sure, sure. If you're confident in your speed, then go ahead! I will be here in waiting.”

☆ ᵣₒₐd ᵗᵒ 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 ☆@fearsometyrant.bsky.social · 2y ago

" I could just fly there. I'm quite fast "

“I also don't handle cold weather well. My attire isn't built for it.”

☆ ᵣₒₐd ᵗᵒ 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 ☆@fearsometyrant.bsky.social · 2y ago

" I mean, I have a couple of beers chilling in the Arctic if you want one "

“Well, I'm not a fan of coffee. Too bitter on the tongue and too hot to be worth drinking. As I implied earlier, ale is more my flavor.”

☆ ᵣₒₐd ᵗᵒ 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 ☆@fearsometyrant.bsky.social · 2y ago

" I'm just being courteous asking you if you want a cup of coffee. "

“Listen, I only understood half the things that left your mouth. What the hell is this conversation about?”

☆ ᵣₒₐd ᵗᵒ 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 ☆@fearsometyrant.bsky.social · 2y ago

" You are taking this way too far. A cup of coffee is just a cup of coffee . "

“... My interests lie with women.”

☆ ᵣₒₐd ᵗᵒ 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 ☆@fearsometyrant.bsky.social · 2y ago

" Well, originally, I was asking if you wanted a cup of coffee post sex statement . "

“Judging by your poor optics and constant questions, I have my doubts.”

☆ ᵣₒₐd ᵗᵒ 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 ☆@fearsometyrant.bsky.social · 2y ago

" I am perfectly fine "

“ Are you mentally well?”

☆ ᵣₒₐd ᵗᵒ 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 ☆@fearsometyrant.bsky.social · 2y ago

" Care for some drugs ... "