Public service announcement.

It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.

Pierre Polyester@canadian-critic.bsky.social · 5d ago

Iran's latest.

I wonder which firm was chosen to be his PR cleaner.

I stumbled on this from PBS/Masterpiece this week. If you enjoy British period pieces (set in pre-war 1930’s England), it is ominously relevant to today’s political scene.

Got to keep those Gazprom stations open.

Don’t give your daughter a magic marker if you have a torn bicep and are on pain meds.

New birds on the block.

Visit your local Gazprom station today. Supply is limited, void where prohibited, not valid in Alaska and Hawaii, US citizens only, must have off white or better skin tone, English test will be administered at the pump.

BROKEN NEWS: Mitch "The Glitch" McConnell passes away from exhaustion. after being forced to have 20 minute meetings with the majority of the Republican Congress.

People lining up to get their 20 minutes with Mitch. By my calculations, given the number of people who spoke with him for 20 minutes he was up to 9 hours. Let's go for 12.

$5 to any "journalist" who asks these clowns if Mitch actually spoke back to them.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 4w ago

As Laura Loomer claims Mcconnell is “officially brain dead”, Republicans are saying they spoke with him— and media outlets like NC5 are taking their word for it and printing it as fact, without qualifying it or any proof. www.scrippsnews.com/politics/mcc...

I’m amazed they haven’t figured out that he uses it to launder money.

I’m guessing trump’s ass is not on the list. Lindsay Graham has a fast pass.

What an f’n tool.

Boy it really pays off springing for that fast-pass.

Hey Cassidy, you missed a spot on his Florsheims. Take a drink, rinse out your mouth, and rev up that tongue.

I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up.

Ivermectin to the rescue, I feel it in my bones.

George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸@gtconway.bsky.social · 2mo ago

RFK Jr. will announce at a press conference today that swimming in the reflecting pool is safe and that a major international diving competition will be held there in the president's honor next month

Big shout out to, of all entities “The Weather Channel”.

Just a dog, in a gazebo, sitting in a rocking chair, on a beautiful summer day. Molly says hi!

I don’t often choose where to spend my money for goods and services, ah who am I kidding, yes I do. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

The following statement is for media consumption only, no actual claims about the “presidents” health can be inferred.

The Fighting Liberal Texan🌈🌊💙🦋Congress Switchboard 202-224-3121@fightingliberal.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Trump news at a glance: president in ‘excellent health’, his doctor says after routine medical check Three-page memo released by White House provides overview of 79-year-old president’s medical checkup– key US politics stories from Saturday, 30 May at a glance ...

Rainy Saturday entertainment, Ogunquit, ME.

BREAKING NEWS: The Good Ole Boys have backed out of Freedom 250.

I see operation "Baffle them with Bullshit" is moving forward.

Jim Brown@jimbrown.bsky.social · 2mo ago

He’s a complete clueless idiot that has no idea what’s going on or what he’s doing. He continues to lie about a “deal” that never materializes.

Find yourself a dog that looks at you like Molly looks at me.

1. Charge him with a crime. 2. Invade the island and remove him. 3. Install Marco Rubio as leader. 4. Make it the 51st state. This could almost be considered a joke.

CNN@cnn.com · 3mo ago

Former Cuban leader Raul Castro could be indicted for his alleged role in the shooting down of two civilian planes 30 years ago that killed three Americans and sent US-Cuba relations plunging.

Taking bets on when this turkey costs less than a gallon of gas.

I guess when your stock hits a 52-week low you raid the treasury.

Now that he can vote his conscious, let’s see if he has one.