i used to want to be gay clonezone ripped but now i want to be singer in a hardcore band ripped
⛓ jas✘n
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arf arf 'sharp and unhinged, but sort of pretty'
it took 3 years but i finally lost one of my silicone plugs for my ears 😭 took them out before my workout then cut my hair and realised after i'd showered that one of them is missing. can't find it anywhere and i have nothing that fits to wear to work tomorrow 🥲
sam wants a specific cocktail but we don't have grapefruit liqueur so he's just fully making his own grapefruit liqueur so we can have it. i don't think he is normal ❤️
tonight for treat night i am cooking pea and asparagus risotto with monkfish skewers ✨
did a light leg workout then went for a walk without eating anything and now i can see in 4D
miso butterbean pasta with fennel, feta, spring onions, and chilli oil 🤤
i went to the gym 4x a week in my early 20s and sort of hated it but also loved the ~vanity metrics~ whereas now, pushing 40, i seem to have a deep and consuming love of just disconnecting for an hour and feeling my body move. how did i become this person
started taking NAC before drinking and i've not had a hangover since. delightful
i know i have successfully extricated myself from being totally and horrifically online because nobody ever posts a story on instagram about me when it's my birthday any more (it's not my birthday)
haven't cooked a risotto in a couple weeks but back on it tonight + new workout split starts tomorrow and i am EXCITED. but carbs first.
i slept on incline db curls way too long. i can't move my arms
white boy liquid crack 😭 we buy a bottle of this like twice a month and inevitably end up playing cards and drinking single measures of it, only for the hours to pass and we realise...it's thursday and we've just consumed an entire bottle of pear/cognac liqueur. god bless you xanté, i hate you x
been having a very up and down time with work recently. not because work is bad. very far from it - just been feeling a bit adrift. had a bad day on monday and was just like 'maybe i should become a farmer' but i forced a mental reset and i had such a great day today. nice to know i can do that.
sam is making kimchi toasted cheese sandwiches for dinner (+ salad obvs) and i am so grateful because wednesday is truly my least favourite day of the week
finally cool enough to have an enjoyable walk with this pony 🥲