Big Kim Woof-Woof
@pastrysaint.bsky.social
Neurodivergent and queer. Any pronoun will do. Devoted curator of a DVD collection. Recovering alcoholic. Guilty of Warhammering (badly).
'Eye of Terror 3' might be my new favourite #Warhammer paint.
One year ago today, I wrote in my diary that I was suffering from acute stomach discomfort. "Must have been something I ate". Scant hours later, I was under the knife. Ruptured appendix.
Does anyone else get a sudden feeling of dread the instant after they send an email or message? Like... "oh shit, did I just send that to the wrong person?" or something. Every time.
Why did I smash up the bookcase? Because I have shelf-destructive tendencies.
'Moneybags' Murray bribing Alex to move the bucket is a #Taskmaster moment that lives in my head. Yes, rent-free if you must.
Lost all three games in today's #Warhammer tournament. Wooden spoon! Was presented with a lovely set of purple dice for my dubious efforts. But, lo and behold... I then won Best Painted! And the prize was Sigvald himself! Great day.
At the end of Terry Pratchett's 'Eric', they tell the villain that he's been made Supreme Grand Ruler, and then lock him in a room, disconnect his phone, and let him amuse himself. Makes you think, doesn't it?
They keep putting me on mental health medication that causes weight gain. Oh well. I'd rather be a happy fat bastard than a miserable skinny bastard.
Magnificent gaggle of bitches. Gonna have to dig out the DVDs for yet another well-deserved re-watch now... #Torchwood
Joseph Lidster@josephlidster.bsky.social · 7d agoHappy 20th birthday to the most glorious group of screwed-up, fabulously-dressed, alien-fighting bisexuals the world has ever seen #torchwood
Tell me, is the complete run of 'Tales from Fat Tulip's Garden' available on any of your streaming services? Until the answer is YES, I'll firmly believe in the superiority of #PhysicalMedia, blud.
Just became acquainted with the pleasures of an Iced Vo-Vo.
It still irks me when I remember that the BBC totally spoiled the return of John Simm's Master in 2017. #DoctorWho
Six Word Halloween Horror Story... "Rail replacement buses are in use."
🎃 Agent Pumpkin 🎃@agentpumpkin.bsky.social · last wk.Six Word Halloween Horror Story. .. "Lisa Truss is back in power!"
So far the I've attended two #Warhammer tournaments. The first was a team event, the second was doubles. This weekend it's my third... and it's a singles tournament. I'll be on my own. Oh dear.
I am quite proud of how I've managed to quit the booze. But I'd hate to turn into one of those smug twats who permanently put me off going to AA.
Today I read my niece (four years old) a picture book of '101 Dalmatians'. I need to work on my Cruella.
Share a TV show you love set primarily in the workplace. 📺
Horror & Coffee@foundfootagefan.bsky.social · last wk.Share a TV show you love set primarily in the workplace. 📺 My choice:
"A little bit of a dopamine hit there. A tiny fraction of an orgasm." #QuotesFromMyDiary
'Inside No. 9'. Nine magnificent series.
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w agoName a TV Show with 5 or more seasons.
I'm sorry, I have no opinion regarding golf or electric cars, so I'm unable to make small talk.
If a miniature is assembled, is it still in the Pile of Shame? Asking for a friend. #Warhammer
Gingerbread-flavoured Pepsi!? As if the world isn't in a mad enough state already...
I just deployed the word "phwoar" in my diary. In relation to a well-known TV personality. Am I having a mid-life crisis?
There's miniatures in my collection that I painted when I was still a substance abuser. My gods, they're dreadful. Don't paint whilst drunk and/or high, kiddies.
name a green film or tv character.
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w agoname a green film or tv character.
Eventually artificial intelligence will re-brand itself as the Great Intelligence, and it'll be yeti time...
