Patches Chance
@patcheschance.com
📝 Words: Them, Ginx TV, Paste Magazine. Co-Founder of @LetThemWrestle.bsky.social Gay 🏴☠️ at @ofmdframes.bsky.social 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Schrödinger's Queer (she/he/they) 🎙 Co-Host of @WCRewind.bsky.social / portfolio at www.patcheschance.com
wait… AI slop Gene Wilder isn’t for a remake or sequel or series… but for a reality slop game show?!?! CAN WE NOT?
i think we know what the hell is going on
What the hell is going on with the Steelers. According to TruMedia, their 0.64 points per drive is the worst for the Steelers through 2 games since 2001. They have a 37.4% Success Rate, which is the 4th-worst for any Steelers team since 2001
As a Chicago Bears fan, I want Caleb Williams to recover quickly. I want Tyson Bagent to clear concussion protocol quickly. As a Houston Cougars fan, COME ON OLD MAN GIVE US SOME CASE KEENUM MAGIC ONE LAST TIME!
Caleb 👑 Didn’t think I could love him any more, but here we are.
I was already honored to be a voice in their game, but now I’m DOUBLY grateful to have @doublefine.com’s continued support as they unabashedly celebrate our collab! (And please don’t worry. While my success & public joy seem to be upsetting to some, I feel like I’m getting to live my dream life!)
Double Fine's decision to cast Erika Ishii has sparked harassment and abuse online, prompting the studio to shut down replies.
things i was afraid of as a child: getting sucked into the top of an escalator feet first also E.T. not aliens. just that creepy little dude.
Things I was afraid of at various ages: -darkness at bedtime -The evil hamster in my imagination who rapidly chases me through the house -That one MAD Magazine Fold-In that shows a dead Barney the Dinosaur when folded (issue 328) -the film Corpse Bride (I grew to love it now) -My own pubic hair
caleb williams spin move brushed off van ginkel like it was nothing lmao
Caleb Williams goes 40 yards sideways backwards back the other way fakeout the defender break some ankles to give the Chicago Bears a… 4-yard gain
JALEN MAYO MID-AIR ONE-HANDED INTERCEPTION FOR THE HOUSTON COUGARS
It’s a four post massacre on Steven Borden! #AEWDynamite
asking is never easy, but i'm struggling to afford food and my phone bill due next week 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶 ko-fi.com/patcheschance
wait... they replaced the top gear guys... on the top gear replacement show?
Caleb Williams all the way to the endzone and I don’t think a single defender got a hand on him
THE ACCURACY 🎯 Caleb Williams dropped it right into Cole Kmet’s hands
The throw on the run, Odunze picking it off the helmet. Wow
ROME MF'IN ODUNZE
is lamar jackson a ghost because it's like the defense just passed right through him without him even noticing
Lamar Jackson is a wizard
Rome Odunze with the block so Caleb Williams can rush for the first Chicago Bears touchdown of the season 🐻