Patchwork ๐Ÿ”œ DenFur

@patchwork.horse

30-something horse on the Internet. RL me is a professional developer/DevOps/infrastructure geek. I love horses, fursuiting, bicycles, motorcycles, traveling, learning. @twinkyarts.net fursuiter. Occasionally NSFW. New Hampshire, USA

A recruiter asked me to describe my perfect job and I was so tempted to say "Ideally it'd be something like playing Sim Tower all day, specializing in optimizing the elevators" but I'm pretty sure that's how you get sent to a special school for being different

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The intro to every modern tech job listing: "It all started when Igor created the world's 14,267th Javascript framework while sniffing glue under the Bay Bridge. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Join us."