Patchy

@patchworkfox.bsky.social

A sleepy fox-shaped creature. He/they | 36.

Dear all breakfast restaurants in the world: Please I’m begging you just give me the unlimited shitty drip coffee they serve in a New England diner. No I do not want a fucking Americano, I want the full scald-your-tongue-and-shit-your-pants experience in 4k Real-3D Dolby Atmos Surround Sound. Tysm

Local government cut down one of our trees in the middle of the night, so I’m replacing it with 9 new ones and strapping rebar to them. See you in 20 years, angry lumberjack. 👺

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