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@pathofwannacry.bsky.social
"That vulnerability may have been patched, but I still like to keep a nice stash of... ...nicely tailored donations." au account! scag variant who is a willing vessel for a notorious ransomware installation. personified wannacry. mun: 21
> Carnage *is* what calms me down. [Yeah she's a little messed up.] > Computer labs. Empty ones... [Too on the nose?]
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"I know. Calm down, my dear. What else shoulder we explode?"
> Why is carnage so tricky?? [Uh oh, frustration.]
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"I know. I know." He pats her shoulder.
> GOOD! VERY GOOD. Yes. I worked for it. [She almost seems cutely joyous.]
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"I don't need to steal anything, sweetheart. I've got everything I'd ever need."
> We will get along just fine, so long as nothing is stolen. [Scrap smiles. Officially, a new friend.]
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo agoKefka pats her head. "Anyone who likes exploding stuff is always a friend of mine."
> She'd be happy to know I made her a friend. Hmhm.
> This may be more fun than I previously anticipated. [All the chaos a virus could want, for a full day.]
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"Very. Remember. 24 hours of this."
[Staring with wide eyes at the flames like they are fireworks.] > It's cathartic, too.
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"It's so beautiful, isn't it, my dear?"
[She can't help it, and just laughs out loud.] > OH, THE DESTRUCTION!
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"HAHAHA! It's been to long since I blew up a building!"
[She is just far enough to view it safely, but still tries to refrain from showing too much emotion.] > OH.. hoho.. this is fun...
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo agoKefka snaps his fingers. "In 3...2...1..." The whole thing EXPLODES!!!!
> The boilers and generators are already scheduled to be retrofitted due to faulty parts. [She's got somebody helping her gather information.]
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"Which room would be the least suspicious?"
> Oh, good question. Multiple rooms are flammable. [She brings her hand to her screen, thinking.]
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo agoKefka floats by her side, humming softly. "Which room should the explosion happen in?"
[Starting to walk to a factory nearby, almost failing to contain herself.] > Oh, this will be a thrill.
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"Now, take me to the place you wanna blow up!"
> Actually, I could get used to this world. [Ohh, joyous smiling.]
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo agoKefka pats her back. "That's my girl."
> So much more square area... [Back to smiling.]
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"Very true."
> A massive factory explosion could destroy a lot more than a gas truck.
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"Think, sweetie. Think big."
> ..Oh, right. I am rusty with the material world. [Now she's trying to think.]
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"I could do a safe, but that would be stupid. You'd ruin what's inside."
> A safe! For no reason at all. Heheheh... [Ransomware grin.] > Though, you're right. We need to think.. bigger. Better!
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"Child's play."
> A metallic door? Or maybe a gas truck... [Chaos minded over here.]
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"Anything."
> Explosions? [Of course you'd have that idea first- Cough, anyway.]
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"Name it and I can probably do it!"
[Her vibe shifts to a happier one.] > Okay, good! Hm. What's your tricks.
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"Um...Yup!"
> And that is... it, right? [Protective of her little collection.]
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"Oh! Right! The cost!" He smacks his forehead. "The cost is that you have to spend time with me!"
> No, like. The cost. [A little chuckle.] > I would especially know that everything has a fee.
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"If you don't have a ball, no. We can't play catch."
> Is there a catch? Hmhm. [Here her greed comes in. A little head tilt.]
๐๐๐๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐จ@crazedkefka.bsky.social ยท 2mo ago"Well, since you're officially the first to question it, I will be at your service for..." He looks down at an invisible watch on his wrist. "24 hours!"
