I know so many pretty girls that I constantly worry I'm not telling them all how pretty they are enough

tonight I got drunk with a bunch of lesbians, lounged around on my wife, and touched a lot of butts. like at *least* 3 butts. a lot of people said they liked my hair and my boots. good night 👍

tonight I got drunk with a bunch of lesbians, lounged around on my wife, and touched a lot of butts. like at *least* 3 butts. a lot of people said they liked my hair and my boots. good night 👍

just double checking where we're at these days, does a guy wearing nail polish or make up make them less of a man still or is sex immutable? I haven't been on twitter in a while so I'm not sure what the argument is lately

whoa its the first day of halloween already 🎃

I am cringe but free

I didn't really get into cthulhu worship until I was 40 it was a real squidlife crisis

oh dang I missed bi visibility day, quick everyone kiss me so I can catch up

I didn't really get into cthulhu worship until I was 40 it was a real squidlife crisis

oh dang I missed bi visibility day, quick everyone kiss me so I can catch up

anyone else find it weird that the people who want to imagine that their AI plagiarism machine is sentient never stop to consider the moral or ethical dilemma that puts them in? Like if you genuinely think it's *alive* and you keep using it anyway you're actually a fucking monster.

health update: turns out instead of taking my migraine medication I accidentally took prescription painkillers that made everything a million times worse and did nothing to help with the migraine 🙃

☠ Devi ☠ (Patient Zero)@patient-zero.bsky.social · 3w ago

I took my migraine pills and now I get to have a nap! my life rules! (apart from the chronic migraines)

I took my migraine pills and now I get to have a nap! my life rules! (apart from the chronic migraines)

I've got a fever, and the the only cure is powerful analgesics and hexylresorcinol (I have a cold)

I survived another year! Everybody say happy birthday Devi! 🎂

I survived another year! Everybody say happy birthday Devi! 🎂

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☠ Devi ☠ (Patient Zero)@patient-zero.bsky.social · 2mo ago

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I've looked at some AI music generators and I can confidently say they will never be able to do what real musicians do Because every musician knows we're all basically making it up as we go along and just pretending to know what we're doing

I think I might just secretly (?) be a little bit in love with every queer person

I love being transed gender

I love being transed gender

Auf Wiedersehen, Gamescom! We had an amazing time. So excited to come back again (maybe next year??) It was an overwhelming pleasure to meet so many amazing people, and to have such stunning guests join us for our show. We are honoured to have been given the space.

not losing Tim Curry too??? I know it's considered a bit ~problematique these days, but Rocky Horror has been my favourite movie my entire life. I used to embarrass my mum by singing Sweet Transvestite in my push chair when we went shopping

"step on me mommy" "choke me uwu :3c" Listen I appreciate the enthusiasm but all you're getting out of me is stroking your hair and telling you that you deserve love like everyone does

www.gamescom.global/en/event/did... My baby brother Dazz from DYKG is hosting a quiz at gamescom tomorrow, I'm not one for being sentimental but honestly I'm crazy proud of him (*and* he doesn't use fcukign AI)

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Downed a can of monster then a large bubble tea and pastries for lunch and now I'm suffering completely unexpected consequences that nobody could have seen coming

growing up I assumed it was normal to want to smooch all your friends, and that people just didn't talk about it because of stigma or because they were embarrassed. I think part of me still does tbh