READ. ANOTHER. FUCKING. BOOK.

Credit to Charles Perrottet, he's got a commitment to the ICAC double-act...

Pat McCaffrie@patmccaffrie.bsky.social · last wk.

Credit to Anita Perrottet. You can't doubt her commitment to the "getting-completely-ruined-by-ICAC" bit.

Credit to Anita Perrottet. You can't doubt her commitment to the "getting-completely-ruined-by-ICAC" bit.

Barnaby Joyce: "I could write about times I embarrassed myself" You did. It was called "Weatherboard & Iron". And it made it to newsagent bargain bins.

The AFL: "Sure they can still win the Brownlow...but they sure as hell can't enjoy free scallop and tarragon butter canapes and Bollinger while doing it!"

Surely that should read Australia-wide "outrage"?

Guardian Australia@australia.theguardian.com · 3w ago

Telstra CEO gets $700,000 pay rise to $6.8m despite Australia-wide outage

Given Taylor's rhetoric on migration I'd have thought it was the non-white ants he was more worried about.

"The census is a secret government plot to raise your taxes" is certainly...a take

There's a certain irony in a far-right Christian like Jean-Claude Perrottet getting crucified at ICAC...

There should be a medical study into "ICAC-induced-memory-loss" and why it only seems to affect witnesses and not say...anyone else in the room.

In what world does an ICAC witness get a bathroom break when we've all just seen them shit themselves for the last 3 hours?

How nice of Adam Creighton's editors to use his performance review as a headline

Forget CFMEU thugs, we need a Royal Commission into those Elizabeth Street seagulls. I gotta pay 20% of my chippies in protection money down there.

Spain wins World Cup. Cabo Verde drew with Spain. Therefore Cabo Verde equal World Cup Winners.

"I know I could take everyone in this pub in a fight, Wrestlemania-style. Also, stop calling me a chud."

Who's going to tell The Oz that "won't someone please think of the crypto-investors and KPMG advisors?!" isn't quite the narrative they think it is...

"Please, Dinkus1 was my Father's name. Call me Dinkus."

Good of Morrison to take time out from his busy schedule of cooking curries, supporting the Sharks, and playing the ukelele badly to...write a serious think piece for the AFR about geostrategic policy.

Yes. But taking accountability for the problem doesn't mean the problem goes away. You are now holding the buck. And need to do something about said buck.

Royal Commission into the Cabo Verde loss

Janet Albrechtsen: "When you think about it, giving First Nations people a seat at the table is a lot like the people who want to silence them."

Janet Albrechtsen: "When you think about, giving First Nations people a seat at the table is a lot like the people who want to silence them."

Tony Abbott or here trying to turn Pride month into "National Pride month"

Holy shit. The old men at The Oz think this is a believable image...

Angus was saying "excetera" not "etcetera" wasn't he?

When people tell you rich people got rich by being smart, remind them Gina Rinehart imitates bulldozers like a 5 year-old in a sandpit

"My husband can't have dementia. How can he when I do his meds every day?"

So the media has set the bar for Pauline Hanson at "sure everything she said was unintelligible horseshit...but at least she didn't punch on"

New Zealand now has a better record against Iran than Trump does.

I dunno Wesley, I guess the taxes benefit you because they fund...the "government organisation" you literally work for?