"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious testosterone!”

WholeGrains@wholegrains.bsky.social · yesterday

So I should laugh that men’s testosterone levels have fallen by half in the last 50 years? As Big Med has ruined our diet and pumped us full of pills? I should laugh at that? Because though I’m not a dude, I don’t think that’s funny. Men matter. And I don’t like them being played.

If we tax billionaires to fund social programs, they won’t have the money to fund my fake ass podcast! Please I need a bunch of random action figures for some reason! I’m reaching an audience of literally zero people! Don’t take this away from me!

Make It Make Sense@themimsshow.bsky.social · yesterday

Socialism is not the answer

Got that MAGA wagon back there

Counterpoint: it was in fact cool and funny because shooting the “random dude” actually brought fear into the hearts of people who profit off misery and death

Right wingers at a paid HR seminar being told they can’t say slurs to their coworkers

Zack Beauchamp@zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 6d ago

Perfect summation of the antiwoke worldview: trying to destroy democracy is bad, but not nearly as bad as sitting through an HR training

Wow that’s weird. I wonder why he doesn’t want people pointing out his association with a pants shitting pedophile while promoting the 2nd season of his crappy show

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 6d ago

Dipshit 1 was crazyyyy

It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name.

Me, who knows more about Star Trek history than the history of the United States:

jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · last wk.

Diarrhea Forever wasn’t enough. He needs the blood of children

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Trump: "Very importantly, vaccinations for hepatitis B, covid-19, and influenza, among others, are no longer recommended for all children"

They should have a companion magazine called Men’s Mental Health that offsets the damage caused by Men’s Health ads. Did we give you cum dysmorphia because you can’t produce a gallon of jizz that rockets across a football field? Read this article to know that’s okay

Disco Gnostic@mazov.bsky.social · last wk.

Thought I stumbled into the InfoWars store somehow

CNN@cnn.com · 2w ago

Twenty-five years after the mayor of New York City became the champion of America's grief and resilience at the time of the 9/11 attacks, families of those killed are split on whether the current mayor should attend the annual remembrance. https://cnn.it/4zkKYdc

Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” ‘cause the Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”…

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · 2w ago

Sorry to share this but Jesus Christ even the FB groups that used to be good (like one for vintage Montreal photos) has become a sea of AI Slop garbage! It’s infuriating

TRANSFORMERS MAKE SPACESHIPS ON MOON!

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 2w ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

OrangeChiffon98 🍉 🇵🇸@shortstack98.bsky.social · 2w ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

This large bag of money sent to my house had a note saying taxes used for societal improvement is bad so I bent over a piece of paper and sharted out this opinion

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2w ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Kung Pow: Wimp Lo Trained Wrong as a Joke

ALT: Kung Pow: Wimp Lo Trained Wrong as a Joke

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John Leavitt@leavittalone.bsky.social · 3w ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Good morning, Thursday morning

This is like the TNG episode where Geordi is frustrated Data is too smart for their Sherlock Holmes roleplay sessions and asks the computer to make it more challenging. As it result the computer creates a super intelligent AI named Moriarty that takes over the ship

jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · 3w ago

found it

“He can’t talk good or anything, but people said the same thing about me. Please, just give him a shot.” Why did this make me emotional

The Onion@theonion.com · 3w ago

Travis Kelce Begs Andy Reid To Sign Friendly Extraterrestrial He Met In Woods https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-begs-andy-reid-to-sign-friendly-extraterrestrial-he-met-in-woods/

New Ocean’s 11 movie where the team hacks X Money and steals billions of dollars. The movie is 15 minutes long.

The Verge@theverge.com · 3w ago

X Money is launching in the US starting today

This song got on my regular playlist because of Kinds of Kindness

Kudos to the donut shop guy who saw something in me that needed an extra free donut in the bag

New cryptid

??? His name was Sylvia Plath? I thought it was Phil Leotardo

Sean Marshall@seanyyz.bsky.social · last mo.

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.