Patrick Bryant

@patrickbryant.bsky.social

Appellate federal public defender. Alexandria, Va. Speaking only for myself; usual disclaimers apply.

This process will take well over a year and will have at least eight public meetings, and when it finally passes we'll still hear complaints that it was "rammed through" with "no notice" and "without considering community viewpoints!"

The Alexandria Brief@alexandriabrief.com · yesterday

Wednesday's meeting is the eighth since the process began in June 2025, and staff have described it as an overview of the working draft plus a question-and-answer session.

Saw a name that reminded me of one of the biggest assholes I went to college with, which got me curious what he was up to. Googled him, and naturally, he's the president of a private equity firm and probably a billionaire.

Do pilots from different squads ever show up at Top Gun and find out that someone else has the same callsign? I'd think it would be really embarrassing to think you were the only "Beaver" or whatever, and now you have to go by "Beaver 2."

Recent peeve: When you've heard a song a million times, but then you hear a live version of it where the singer ad-libs some different words, or plays around with the phrasing, and you can't un-hear it, and now *both* versions sound a little off.

This reminds me: In college I knew someone in a philosophy class where the professor told them in advance that the only question on the final would be "What are the rules?" They all agreed to write something like "The #1 rule is to know when to break the rules." That's it. They all got A's.

Asawin Suebsaeng@swin24.bsky.social · last mo.

I recall a question we all had to address in a paper or something in a philosophy class and it was simply “if Anna Karenina is fictional, why do we care what happens to her” and I was tempted to just write “Because I’m not a fucking asshole,” and just submit that

I know my brain works by forgetting big things and remembering lots of mundate stuff, but I am really not happy to realize that I have memorized the specific PO box numbers and zip codes for multiple federal prison facilities.