Patrick Dalton
@patrickdalton.bsky.social
Writer/Photographer First feature film 'Chicken Town' now available to stream on all good platforms as well as some bad ones too. I really, REALLY don't like racists or bigots. Formerly @shitlondon on Twitter
Took a day off so that I could go see my GP to talk about finally getting ADHD medication only to be told that I hadn't read the email correctly & that I actually need to book an appointment with an entirely separate team which is so ridiculously on-brand I feel like I could cry.
"We need an imaginative name for our salon" "How's this?" "Sod it, that'll do"
No need for AI if you already have I
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 20h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
This is a stone cold, fucking banger and I won't hear a word said against it. In fact, don't take my word for it just watch this instead. youtu.be/CDj7NPbY5so?...
Chas & Dave | The Sideboard Song (live) | with lyrics
YouTube video by Bazza Cambodia
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD@whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 2d ago47
Walking around a food festival in the park when @valleyguitarist.bsky.social starts giggling at this WELL SHIT ALIEN PIZZA
James, did this channel mistakenly use a photo of your Spanish cousin Jaime from El BC Madrid?!?
GOD BLESS HUNTER BIDEN 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 WATCH him scorch the entire Trump family 🔥 “As it relates to Donald Trump, fuck him. Fuck his son. Fuck his daughter. I mean it, all of them, the whole family down to the grandchildren. I hope for the rest of time their names will live ignominy.
I vanquished three mosquitos with my fly swat last night & in vengeance one of their kind has bitten me between the fingers whilst I slept.
Greggs is shit. It is not good food & I'm tired of people pretending it is. They've killed off tons of independent bakeries. They are emblematic of the enshittification of this country & the death of the high street.
Ian Moody@ianmoody.bsky.social · last wk.Greggs sales jump as iced matcha lattes and chicken rolls become heatwave hits. Rise to £1.1bn in first six months of year for bakery chain largely down to opening of new stores. www.theguardian.com/business/202...
The authorities should broadcast & monetise his entrapped misery via webcam to a paying audience just to drive the point home
Gadget@gadget44027447.bsky.social · last wk.🚨 BREAKING: Andrew Tate announces to the world that he pooped his pants in jail and it made him cry He is blaming it on a "broken water faucet" and "dirty water."
...a few years ago we did some Zippy content and were contacted by Tom Hayes, regular listener of the pod and son of Geoffrey. He informed us that Zippy and George were happily living out their retirement with Tom's mum following the passing of his dad in 2018... 2/3
The fact that Oddie & Zippy have departed yet Trump remains reinforces my belief that there is no god.
Following this logic shouldn't Musk go back to Africa?
Off to see this guy play live later. Ten points to you if you know who he is.
Aside from the crassness of this comment, this bloated old sack of burger meat has such a limited vocabulary. Everything is "strongly" or "powerfully" God, I can't wait for him to be over.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump on fallen US troops: "All of them said very strongly, 'We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.'"
Historically accurate Odysseus is steering the ship from the foredeck with a ship's wheel that wasn't invented until the 1700s
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 2w agoPresumably including a historically accurate cyclops
I hate how every other shop or pub has some shoddy AI poster in the window these days. They all look the same but slightly different. The road next to mine is had a street party & they used an AI poster when it should've been some hastily cobbled together clip art as tradition dictates.
Evidence we live in a simulation? Yesterday I passed the back of Festival Hall & saw this ice cream van. Four hours later an entirely different ice cream van occupied the same spot. Both featured slightly off slogans emblazoned on the back like they'd been lazily spawned by AI. Hmmm
A place that I've gone on holiday to for years provides a location for the film. It's this huge, insanely impressive castle that sits right on the beach and I've spent hours gazing at it daydreaming about Greek mythology. The best thing is that hardly anyone goes there...for now.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w agoChanging face of the Peloponnese: backdrop to The Odyssey braces for tourism surge