work *we are open to new ways of doing everything, there are no bad ideas* me: presents an idea 🥹 work: *that’s a bad idea and we’d never do that what are you even thinking this isn’t a daycare take your insane ramblings back to wherever you came from and just do things the way the always do* 😡

Born on this day: Louis Armstrong, the legendary trumpeter whose gravel‑rich voice reshaped American music. A pioneer of jazz, he blended virtuosic horn playing with charismatic singing, creating timeless recordings that influenced generations and defined the sound of 20th‑century popular culture.

Born on this day: Tom Brady, legendary NFL quarterback known for his unmatched leadership, precision passing, and seven Super Bowl victories. His relentless discipline and competitive spirit redefined excellence, inspiring generations of athletes and fans across two decades of deflated football.

Good morning from down under (a cat)

Me one day https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/zz-stop-japanese-man-arrested-for-years-of-guitar-noise/

ZZ Stop: Japanese man arrested for years of guitar noise

An overly enthusiastic Japanese musician has been arrested after allegedly giving his elderly neighbours insomnia for more than seven years with his loud guitar playing, police said on Tuesday.

ctvnews.ca

Sorry I haven’t been myself, my computer is updating 👨🏾‍💻

Me, waiting for the Teams meeting to start when I have the wrong link

I get that The Odyssey was shot using the new IMAX "Keighley" 65mm film camera system, which is 65mm negative running horizontally through the camera gate with 15 perforations per frame (IMAX 15/70), running the celluloid at 5.6 feet per second (24 frames per second), but are there subtitles?

I seen your Mitch McConnell just the other day, he was leanin’ up against a post, said he was tired…

IMAX for a boy IMAXINE for a girl

Me with the new guy at work who wants to help on my project

Of course I bought it, she was selling it by the seashore!

I’m in Barbados. We were at Oistins tonight eating and watching the performers. During dinner, some other tourists came and sat beside us. Trump supporters. They ran through all of his talking points in about 5 minutes: ‘Europe ain’t done shit in the war with Iran’, ‘NAFTA is Canada rippin’ us […]

‘Hello sharks. It’s an app that’s a Shazam for the movie the person is watching in the plane three rows away from you’

Ever panic download an album before you get on a plane?

Happy 4th! 🇺🇸 🪓

Put this on my laptop so they know I’m for real

Ok I’ll bite what’s a PowerPoint?

Good effort from everyone this year but I’ve won again!

First day at the new gig so I’m wearing animal socks 🧦

You guys have ever heard this? When I was in radio we used to play it occasionally. This was at a show where Elvis saw a guy take off his toupee during the performance so he ad-libbed the line (:49) about ‘your bald head’ and couldn’t recover. Also, one of the women singing is Cissy Houston 🤭 […]

RE: https://mastodon.online/@patrickworld/116558971318492330 Turns out the Goods had it!

Friends! I GOT THE JOB! I start June 15th, thank you for all of your kind words and encouragement. You all made me feel a lot more confident and it truly helped

Alright, just had the THIRD interview, follow up questions over Zoom. It went well, and at the end she said the first person I interviewed with was gonna get in touch 🤷🏾‍♂️

Just letting you all know I took a cognitive exam* and I aced it *did the wordle

Had the most frustrating FaceTime call with my inlaws this morning, where everyone was arguing with me that the camera refocused based on who was speaking. I had to sit there while they took turns talking to see if the camera would zoom in on them 🤐

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs sounds kind of nice if you forgot your lunch at home or something

You guys would hire me, right?

For my job interview tomorrow if they ask for any references I’m going to show them my grade 2 report card where Mrs. Hirsch clearly spelled out my strengths

For those following along, second interview Thursday morning 🙌🏾