I’d say im just about ready for the real thing. Welcome to my bottom era.

Throw back to my big ol beard.

Buzz buzz.

Goodmorning, internet.

R/T if you wanna taste 💦🤤

Auditioning to be a lot lizard.

Reconnecting with nature. BRB

If you’ve ever wondered about the jacuzzi jet at the top of my profile… there’s a very good reason for it.

It’s hard to break these pants in when they keep my steadily chubbed.

It’s beginning to look like low hanger season. Get em before they get too hot. Unless you want the musk.

🚁

I fucked around and found out. Wear your sunscreen kids.

First time for everything.

Dad cut white Hanes? Don’t mind if I do.

Who would say such a thing?! 🙄

It’s been a minute. Here’s a package From me, to you.

Bark! I NEED ATTENTION!

Chicagos gay aesthetic of Nondescript Trade Worker makes life right.

Who gon eat this?

The metal cock ring pushes these balls all the way up.

Welcome to my first #FCF

Bark 🥰 🎄🎅🏻 🕎 🎉

Looking for my NSFW mutuals! Let’s find each other! #chicago #nsfw #alt #gay #lgbtq

Dew drop on a mushroom. Very cottage core.

A tiny AAirplane bathroom has me feelin pretty thicc.