Alexis
@patterned.bsky.social
Printmaker + illustrator, snack lover, friend to all cats. ✷ shop my work: https://patterned.etsy.com ✷
My YouTube suggested video playlist is just a weird mish mash of whatever song obsessions I went through over the past couple of years, so it’s like Primus live at Woodstock 94 followed by Type O Negative followed by Bruce Springsteen covering “Nightshift” followed by live 90’s Bowie performances 🤷🏻♀️
Okay, things have been kinda stressful lately but good things are also happening in the background and now I need to LOCK IN because it’s my birthday week
"Please do not do a massive dump! Just do a ladylike pee!" - @patterned.bsky.social bargains with the cat (no deal)
It's time for me to tell my truth: I'm rewatching the Wire and I think the Neville Brothers cover of "Way Down in the Hole" is the best version. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODXM...
Way Down in the Hole
YouTube video by The Neville Brothers - Topic
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My mom-in-law had a stroke last week and it’s been a rough go since then, but today we visited her in the hospital & brought her bagels. It was good to hear her joking around and made things feel more hopeful. Then we went swimming and had pizza with Ben’s dad. A good day, all things considered.
My July drop is live with new prints and hand printed textiles! Hot dogs, nautical vibes and a little bit of autumn knocking on the door. 🌭 patterned.etsy.com #art #linocut #illustration
Fish and whistle whistle and fish Eat everything that they put on your dish And when we get through we'll make a big wish That we never have to do this again again again
JOHN PRINE - Fish And Whistle
YouTube video by CountryMusicOne
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Some new prints I’ve been working on; sea captain, ms. hotdog and the wildwood seagull. #art #linocut #illustration
Pulled a bunch of weeds in the too-humid-morning, almost gave myself heatstroke, but then drank a cold brew and a big iced green tea and now I’m flying high again 🪽
Your therapist says you need to be more like the hot dog husband.
Saturday night, you know what time it is!!! (Time to start rewatching Ken Burns’ Hemingway)
Night raccoon At ten-oh-two There is nothing Left for you (a poem I just wrote about seeing the raccoon visit the empty food plate on our backyard camera at 10:02 pm)
![Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):
wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything
me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreif5jqhexk754pw46hzikxpv34v5ix6rqy27pcqnuymsl435whwf3q)
