Zero skips every time, 1,000,000/10 rating for me 😍

「 ✦ Jdog ✦ 」@jdogtoocool.bsky.social · 4d ago

QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶

Nothing beats #humpday like a good shower after the gym… except maybe humping 🥵

Using #mcm this week to hide the sunburns I got from the pool yesterday 😅

It’s a bulging out in sweatpants and playing some games kind of night

Let the whiskey dick jokes begin, but I’m excited to try this limited-edition whiskey 😅

Hard mode? This is easy 😅 “I fake rocked your world!”

Emma Stone's Olive Strut in Easy A

ALT: Emma Stone's Olive Strut in Easy A

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JOSB@jospankbank.bsky.social · 2w ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

This pic was so good I figured I’d actually post it this time for #humpday 🍑

Monday has definitely been… a Monday, so I’m ending it on a good note with a #mcm shot. Who’s joining for cuddles?

Pretty hard to beat a good workout and even better haircut for a mood boost 😍

A jock in a jock for #humpday? Groundbreaking 😅

#TummyTuesday? #TowelTuesday? Both? Both sounds good 😜

Mondays, amirite? A cozy #mcm shot in bed helps though 😅

I know it’s not hump day, but I did legs today at the gym so you get an ass pic 😜

Started a new gym and workout routine, and even though it’s early I’m liking the results so far 😍

Decided to strip down to my jock for gaming, gotta be comfy after all 😉

Showered up, relaxed, and ready to pass the fuck out after 4 hours of sleep last night 😴

Ignoring the mosquito bites from this weekend and focusing on the workout pump instead 😅

Sorry not sorry for another ass pic when it’s Friday technically, but my late-night workout was legs 🤤

Might as well add my contribution to #humpday 😅

Work done, workout done, and finally time to enjoy my sweaty jock I’ve worn all day 🥵

Got blue balled by a guy last night during some spicy messages, so his loss is your gain 😈

Couldn’t let #humpday go by without showing off a bit

Another night with a precum-soaked jock, or as I like to call it, Tuesday 🤤

Some days I just feel damn good about my body… and the bulge in my jock 🥵

Got a late-night leg day in and still got a #humpday pic to show for it 😜

Seeing all these #humpday posts has got me all sorts of turned on 🥵

Love starting off the morning with a #TowelTuesday

Been a minute, but what better time than Pride Month to start posting thirst traps again?

This weekend kinda kicked my ass on some levels, so it’s fitting I ended it with a leg day 😅 Nothing like some sweat equity to get my head centered again

Thank god it’s finally the weekend and I don’t have to wear as much clothing 😅