PatRyk

@patyk.lol

i do a few things and i dont know why twitter @Patrosi73 fedi patyk@lethallava.land

today my Oracle Cloud free tier VM was, finally, forcibly shut down for a firmware update... after achieving a 1279 day uptime. that's over 3,5 YEARS. rest easy little one, you had a good run :(

Output of uptime and uprecords commands which show a machine being booted up on November 14, 2022 with a 1279 day uptime

twitter been down for the past 5 hours and people have switched to downdetector as their main social media theres like 5 new comments per second on the twitter page

A sample of Downdetector's comments page

devs saw it, called me a woman(?) and a nobody, took my website down for exactly 10 seconds (90% of the attack got mitigated by cloudflare and it all was sent from one IP), took their screenshot and left i think this is the largest ddos attack of all time

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PatRyk@patyk.lol · 2y ago

today i released my first malware reverse engineering "writeup" - it's about "EsqueleStealer", a Deno based dropper with interesting twists. you've probably never heard of this stealer. me neither. but i had a lot of fun poking at its (and the devs') stupidity :) patyk.lol/blogs/esquel...

when a discord server you're in gets terminated, you technically never "leave" the server and it still counts towards your server limit. discord just stops providing you access to the server via normal means. could this be used to prevent someone from joining any servers at all? :)

A screenshot showing the "100 server limit" message when trying to join a server, while the user is only in 32 guilds as shown on the right

im now the proud owner of ishowfinance@hotmail.com please email me with all of your financial questions

A Windows Settings page showing the ishowfinance@hotmail.com email

yo guys i found a way to get free windows keys just type in random letters into the windows search thing

A Windows search menu showing a bunch of windows product keys as suggestions

did you know that you can set your hackintosh's smbios to an iphone and it'll actually display the graphic for it here's my Totally Legitimate iPhone 6s running macOS Sonoma

A screenshot of an "About This Mac" screen showing a graphic of an iPhone

i think i just found the "Smartest" discord scammers they literally just sent me their bot's token on accident??? AND DIDN'T RESET IT?? LOL look at how many fake giveaway bots they have this is insanity

A fake giveaway scam DM advert instantly followed by the bot's token in a Discord messageThe Discord server the bot was in

The entire Windows 365 Link OS shell is a WebView, including the OOBE, initial login screen, CTRL+ALT+DEL menu (!), and the actual RDP session. It's literally a Chromium OS. everything is chrome in the future..

A screenshot of the Windows 365 Link OS with System Informer open, showing a bunch of "msedgewebview2.exe" processes

the windows 365 link image seems to be VERY barebones. no task manager, no explorer, not even taskkill or whoami. it relies on the same tech as Windows 10 S for locking down non microsoft apps.. which can obviously be bypassed lol "security features cannot be disabled" my ass

Windows CPC/365 Link shown running System Informer

Genius Programming: check if a drive exists by just attempting to read from every drive letter 👍

A tria.ge analysis showing a program attempting to access every Windows drive letter

my monitor likes to do this thing where it just turns very bright green for about a minute and then goes back to normal

a picture of a computer monitor displaying a very bright green distorted image

was playing cs and suddenly it started taking screenshots every time i pressed any key This COULD be Microsoft Recall ⁉️