I heard an army marches on its stomach, apparently these freaks are going for another organ. I know Hegseth is dreaming about armed forces members' members.

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NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.

So $13,000,000,000 from sale of Venezuelan oil, and, nobody knows where it is? Like it's a set of car keys or the vegetable peeler.

Robert Kraft not wanting someone to perform at his venue is unsavory, but it is his right. Kraft lobbying other venues to join him, is disgusting, but it is his right. The main villain here is definitely Ed Sheeran. He deserves everything happening to him, and more.

Sadly, Mitch McConnell in a catatonic state still isn't the stupidest US Senator.

While I don't think the President of the United States should actually use social media, at the very least, can we get #48 a copy of "The Elements of Style"? I can't take another four years of misused quotation marks, random capitalizations and incomprehensible grammar.

20 Military planes, 5(?) C17s carrying 15 vehicles, 1,000 people -- that's what it takes to get Trump to watch golf at one of his country clubs in Ireland. What's that gonna cost, I wonder? I guess there's nothing else important going on.

Trump, the Republicans, Billionaires, the Federalist Society and the Heritage Foundation are doing more harm to the US than Osama bin Laden could ever dream of doing.

Trump claims he went to Ground Zero on September 12th, 2001 and "worked long and hard". 1. He did not. 2. "worked" "long" and "hard" are three words that have never been applied to Trump, in any sense.

Democrats say they will have "investigations" if they regain the majority. Because they were so effective the last time. I'm sure the most corrupt, violent, powerful, amoral gangsters ever are quaking in their Ferragamos.

When this is over, I for one, will not be satisfied with Congressional investigations, Blue Ribbon panels, Impeachment Resolutions, etc. This time there must be indictments, prosecutions and real consequences. And yes, treason is a capital offence.

I'm thinking Republicans are so anti-trans out of jealousy. It could not be more obvious that Pete Hegseth's big, awkward macho act and misogyny is disguising the fact that he wishes he was a pretty girl.

Is there a way to charge Merrick Garland with dereliction of duty? Aiding and abetting treason? It will take 50 years to undo what his cowardice has brought us -- if we can. In the meantime millions, perhaps billions of lives have been made worse, destroyed or ended. The planet is being destroyed.

Trump and the MAGATs biggest pet peeve is "he hit me back!". Bullies are such whiners.

I will no longer watch any movies when the plot has to do with coping with a post-apocolypse, dystopian future. Right now, I'm living the first reel.

Is the Orange Idiot aware that "America" refers to an entire hemisphere? Two continents, plus the Caribbean region -- 35 countries in total.

Apparently, Chief Justice Roberts has a private island. 1. WTF? 2. They don't even care about the optics. They've totally given up on pretending it's "Public Service", or "Governing". They have set themselves up as a distinct and separate "Ruling Class" and fuck the rest of y'alls.

I am renaming my testicles, "America Balls".

Shorter Justice Roberts: Student loan forgiveness: Biden doesn't have the authority. ACA mandates: Obama doesn't have the authority. Renew Civil Right Act: Congress doesn't have the authority. Any dumb shit Trump wants: Yup, don't need any legal or constitutional justification. Suck it up, suckers.

Sean Duffy claims the US provides security for Canada. WTF? The only threat to Canada IS the US.

The Trumpies are like the bully who goes running crying to mommy because "he hit me back!".

When he is gone, we will remove his name from everything except the indictments. I want to see him as just be a number on an orange jumpsuit.

So, whenever you have diarrhea and need to excuse yourself in a hurry, just say you have to "go Bobby Jr."

Why is it not a big deal that Blanche says the Trump administration is working to universally ban abortion "from conception"? He says they will make sure it is permanent. You all better wake up, and fast. Media, as usual, dropping the ball -- they should be screaming. You think abuse is bad now?

What the hell is it with RFK Jr. and autism? If I had a child on the spectrum, I would love and support him/her, and try to provide the best life possible. If I suspected my child would turn into whatever the fuck RFK Jr. is, I would strangle it in the crib and get myself a damn vasectomy.

Trump can't figure out why Iran won't negotiate. Fact is, he has broken every promise, every treaty, every agreement, no matter how long-standing. He "governs" by personal whim, changeable and reversible at a moments notice, and is surrounded by powerless sychophants who can't or won't reel him in.

When do we get formal apologies from Doug Burgham, Donald Trump, et. al. for stating, unequivocally, that the Reflecting Pool was slashed and torn by vandals. They claimed there was absolute proof, that they saw first-hand. Now, I guess, we just pretend that didn't happen.

I'm more in line with the "Do Things that Actually Help" and "Take Action" wing of the Democratic Party, I don't really identify with the "Hand Wringing" and "Sternly Worded Letter" faction.

Andrew Tate uses Twitter to complain that he "has no contact with the outside world". Think about that for a minute, I'll wait.

So, people are shitting like firehoses, there have been fatalities, and it's a "false positive"? OK. That settles it.

I hope they put Andrew Tate in a big communal holding cell in that outfit.