The fash are on the rise and the planet is becoming unliveable but on the other hand I’m making mini roasties in the air fryer so you know, swings and roundabouts.
Paul O’Neill
@paul-o.bsky.social
Former dog sofa. Spondy. Dementia carer. “Worst Housing Officer in the world”, okayest supported housing manager. Misplaced Geordie, adopted Devonian.
It was a garage with a rack of VHS. The owner didn’t give one shit about what we rented so we got to watch things like Robocop and Predator about 6 years earlier than we should have.
Chloe N. Clark@pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · last wk.Tell me about the video store of your past please
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Spiritualized Underworld The Cinematic Orchestra Mr Scruff Chumbawumba Godspeed You! Black Emperor Marc Almond Siouxsie Sioux Nils Petter Molvær MC Pitman
Pip Kazan@pipkazan.bsky.social · last wk.Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: The Go Betweens The Veldt The Raveonettes Archie Shepp Dudu Pukwana and Spear The Smiths The Clash Gong Fugazi Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
I’ve started the process of topping off an 8 or 9ft high bay bush to a more reasonable 5ft ish. An unsightly chunk has been removed and the green bin is full. I cannot stop sweating. This is going to take me weeks.
Post a picture that should be an album cover.
Nostalgic Things@nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 3w agoPost a picture that should be an album cover
I’ve never seen the tide so low at The Point before… could walk out quite a distance.
Maybe the solution to this yellow unpleasant land is to reforest the whole lot. It’s cool and lovely in the woods.
Lavazza have brought out some milky coffee cold milky drinks and I would just like to confirm the cappuccino one is bloody lovely.
My dad has given my sister a box of old photos. Is she going to send me scans of all the ones where I look like I’m going to grow up to be a serial killer? You betcha.
Alternative rock Electronic mail Mobile phone Subwoofer Tumour necrosis factor
Pip Kazan@pipkazan.bsky.social · last mo.Underprepared Propranolol Programmed cell death Dweeb Miracle fruit
Working at the project once again. Not a quiet Sunday as one of the residents is having a psychotic episode. He’s just thrown open the door stark bollock naked and screamed YEEEEEAH at no one, saw me, gave me a thumbs up then slowly closed the door while maintaining eye contact.
Im not sure I could face going through and sorting out a loved one’s stuff after death. If Reform’s imagined financial sin eaters fancy popping round to deal with it for me, I’m in.
Jessica Elgot@jessicaelgot.bsky.social · last mo.Jenrick tells the Reform UK press conference this morning an official will come to your dying mother's bedroom to tot up her jewellery, confiscate her brooches and itemise her coats under Andy Burnham's new tax. Is there not a danger of just sounding so alarmist that you sound unhinged?
If you use a Porto potty and that blue water splashes up on you, you are forever unclean. In a thousand years, archaeologists could dig up your remains and they would know. God will not let you in to heaven and the devil will not let you in hell. This is how ghosts are made.
I do love New Broadband Supplier And Hub day. Nothing pleases me more than typing the same mental password into an endless stream of devices.
Laura: We should have a busy Sunday and sort out the house… Me: *spends hours sorting my music into playlists and folders*
So the main reason I had to sort the wiper linkage was to get through the MOT. The power steering fluid reservoir decided to dump its guts while on the ramp so to get it passed they have Frankensteined a part from a different car and it’s all held together with cable ties.
Had to get the wiper linkage sorted on the old Volvo so I’m loitering around the nearby marshes. Lots of panicky dog walkers shouting at their very muddy dogs to not bother me. Madam please, I am very recently dogless and would be delighted to say hello to your stinking slobbering mess.
Delighted to find out I have the physique of a Brazilian footballer. Sad to discover it’s the physique of Fat Ronaldo.
Someone fainting and being dragged out by a couple of policemen during the final act of Takeshi Miike’s Audition.
Boner Vivant@dougtilley.bsky.social · last yr.Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema? During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Something flew into the car as I was driving home and landed on my leg and started crawling up towards my shorts and I swear to god my life just flashed before my eyes.