ADHD titration thought: maybe taking a load of stimulants then commuting for an hour isn't the greatest idea. #adhd #medication
Paul Berry-Briggs (Taylor's version)
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AuDHD. Dad of 4. Sometimes I build things. https://paul.berry-briggs.com
Mother's day today. Yesterday Alexis asked if she could have a lie in and said I could have a lie in today. Obviously I can't, it's mother's day. Well played. #mothersday
Random ADHD meds fuelled idea: a social media platform in which the only way to connect to people is to physically be in the same location. NFC maybe? And you only see content from people you've connected to like that. No paid content, no ads. Not sure how you'd monetise it but whatevs.
ADHD Meds week 3: still not getting shit done, but I feel much better about it.
I spent longer on this than you would think, but I needed this dumb joke to be in the world.
Started ADHD meds last week. Really, really focussed on my doom scrolling right now. #audhd
I bet you could make a pretty good mod that replaces / adds random lore terminals in Fallout 4 with actual tweets from insane AI bellends / Americans. #fallout #apocalypse #AI
The note you find in a terminal in a fallout game:
Thank you! THE FOLDED SKY is currently Dragon Award nominated, and the UK/ European ebook is 99p or equivalent!
Jer@jeremie.com · last yr.Elizabeth Bear’s White Space series has me grinning like a fool and pausing just to savor it. It’s the first time since Iain M. Banks’ Culture that I’ve felt this mix of wonder+intellect, and sheer relevance packed into a universe, just so sharp and humane, huge thank you @matociquala.bsky.social! 🤩
I was today years old when I realized 'Lichen' is pronounced like Lycan not like Bitchin'. In my defense, not something people say our loud a lot.
I am 100% in support of the idea that women can do whatever to their bodies / faces. However, if you're an actress like say Vanessa Kirby and your face is incapable of moving it does somewhat impact your ability to do your job well. #fantasticfour
Couriers need to understand that 'in my front garden, clearly visible from the street' is not the same as 'safely delivered'.
Women's football is now just as annoyingly thrust into my attention as men's football. So congratulations on that I guess.
What i'd like to see from 'your party': Full transparency on MP's interests. Not just monetary, but who they meet with etc. No whip. Every MP free to vote their conscience. But every MP has to explain, in writing why they voted how they did. For every vote. @zarahsultana.bsky.social #yourparty
I'm uninterested in women's football because of the 'football' part, not specifically the "women's" part.
Protip for looking younger past 40: Just spend your life indoors due to crippling social anxiety, never letting the sun's rays age your ghostly complexion.
Wikipedia being uncharacteristically savage.
Being a really old Grandfather is no reason someone can't be a threat to the American way of life....as Trump proves every day. (Note: Trump isn't quite in his 80s which means this joke is slightly less satisfying. Come back next year for a retry)
Mark Cuban@mcuban.bsky.social · last yr.Imagine the absolute indignity of being caught on camera....at a Coldplay gig. Not sure I'd ever leave my house again. Oh and I guess they were having an affair or something too.
This is what peak masculinity looks like.
Me: Okay, I've ordered the thing. It won't be here until tomorrow. What can I do to pump dat dopamine while I wait? ADHD gremlin: .....order another thing.
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Protip: if you tell someone you're Autistic before you meet them, make sure to include 'high functioning'. I mentioned it to the Gym because I have social issues....took me a while to work out why they were all smiling and talking slowly to me.
When I was younger and dating (or trying to) and getting rejected, never once did I think that rejection was anyone's fault. The default was being alone and, if by some miracle a young lady gave me the boon of her company well that was lovely. Why do young men think women owe them something?
Dr. NerdLove@doctornerdlove.com · last yr.NEW COLUMN: He’s tall, he’s jacked and he’s on track to be a millionaire before 40. So why are all these women dating men who aren’t nearly as desirable as him? ASK DR. NERDLOVE: I’m Tall, Hot and Rich. Why Are Women Passing Me Up For Inferior Men? www.doctornerdlove.c...
Went to the gym for the first time ever 2 days ago. First PT session as well. Everything hurts and I regret everything. Pictured me, looking fat and depressed. And fat.
This is what I get for putting hilarious names on my kid's birthday cards
Banned from reddit for suggesting guillotines are a valid solution to oligarchies. This used to be a proper internet :|
American on survival show: "I feel like my entire life has led to this moment". You can say that about any moment.