P-Malone
@paulaqj.bsky.social
Here for the football ⚽️ #EvertonFC May also chat shit about politics. Not here to fight, that’s for the other app. No DMs unless I already know you. 🇨🇦 Brit living in Calgary
That James Talarico banner the Everton supporters were talking about creating for the first home match of the season would be great if it’s still going ahead?
Not long now lads , I love the sound of Evertonians moaning about the team sheet when I wake up on a Saturday mornings👌😆
My friend turned up yesterday in a bikini that… wait for it… can’t get wet. 🤦♀️ I literally had to dig one of mine out so she could actually go swimming. Seriously, girl… aren’t we at the “practical” stage of life now? 😂
Missing most of the Everton drama is biggest bonus of the 7 hour time difference. Downside is I’m the last to know who I’m supposed to be mad at when I wake up 🤷♀️😡😊
Currently eating Haribos whilst relishing in a Toffees win and refusing to listen to “it was a crap opponent” talk 😊💙
Today is disgustingly hot and humid, i needed a shower just going to get the mail. 🥵
Of everything that could hurt Trump and his cabinet in the midterms, I actually think Katie Phang’s lawsuit is the one quietly gathering momentum beneath the surface. If it keeps building, it has potential to cause absolute chaos in the White House. @katiephang.bsky.social
You know you’re old when all your crushes are political figures not movie or pop stars. The brain is very sexy people. 🧠
It’s been a very British morning, talked to my sisters over a full English. To top it off I got in the wrong side of the car to drive home . I’m an idiot. 🇬🇧
Stuck in traffic behind Ash , I don’t fancy my chances of getting out .
I have a special “fly to London and get drunk” fund for the eventuality of us reaching a cup final. Sadly it’s maturing nicely 😏
I hate it when you were a different bathing suit and the bits that aren’t covered on that burn 😩☀️👙
Seen a $10 bill blowing around outside the shop ,handed it to the nearest person i thought it belonged to ,a kid who then ran off shouting “I’ve got ten dollars” Somehow I don’t think it was his 🤔
I’m loving the knowledgeable Everton supporting women on here , @cheryl1878.bsky.social and @azzurri1878.bsky.social come to mind but there’s lots more. Come on ladies 💙👊🏻
Is it just the Brit’s that call country music “country and western” ? And why 😂
I had a laugh with an American over the phone on the way they say “sem-eye” finals, “eye-ran” instead of Iran . He said “how do you know you are saying it right” I told him we invented the language 😂
I really miss newspapers when there’s a fly buzzing around my freaking head 🪰
Eyebrow appointment, this is the serious stuff I deal with daily 😂
Could literally betroth myself to a guy with a good scalp massage/foot rub technique.
Soup of the day from the Keg steakhouse (just kidding it’s a Caesar) 😜😵💫 cheers
This has been brilliant over the last few years. I used to buy a Banff National Park pass every year, so this hasn’t gone unnoticed.
Mark Carney@mark-carney.bsky.social · last wk.Every Canadian should be able to see our national parks. That’s why we made them free to visit all summer — with the Canada Strong Pass.