Week and a half into my unlimited pasta pass at Olive Garden Down 2 pounds but that’s with an hour of weight lifting and running a 5k everyday too. Already sick of the food but what can ya do. The staff all know me by name now too. I love manufacturing my own torture
A thing about being a ghost hunter you don’t hear about too much is how angry people get when you debunk their stuff. Like I proved your house isn’t haunted and you’re mad at ME?
Yall ever forget that Biden was president for a lil bit ?
*walks in with matcha and a labubu* Sorry guys. The bus was late. Hey, have you heard this new song Golden by Kpop Demon Hunters? *pulls out phone to play it and sees a push notification* Oh my god Charlie Kirk died
Are we allowed to be pro Palestine on this bad app yet or do u still get banned or worse , marked as rude ?
Wait did this app really ban Dril for being anti-Epstein. This app is very amazing for many reasons.
Enjoying Pluribus so far. Vince shows are usually slow burns that ramp up and this one is already getting wild. Honestly interested in how they intend to keep going given the way the plot heavily limits introducing new characters.
I won two Labubus in a claw machine and they’re the same color I’m mad
Sorry for swearing on Bluesky but yesterday was heckin scary :// there were ghouls and devils walking around.
Don’t agree with Bluesky’s tradition of “BlueSky Friday Night Fun” which involves blowing up small animals and the elderly with big red sticks of dynamite on Friday nights. It’s very rude and is a bad behavior culture to support.
Went viral on Twitter again and the death threats i got weren’t even that good. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
The stripper actually likes me because I’ve completed her 5 side quests
@bloodwhorne.bsky.social how are we feeling about bloodlines 2? I only found out today that it’s out next week.
Calling a podcast new in 2015?. #NotMyPresident
Barack Obama@barackobama.bsky.social · 11mo agoMore than a decade ago, I sat down with @marcmaron.bsky.social in his garage to tape something new called a podcast. This time, he came to me to record his last episode. We talked about the power of conviction, decency in an age of division, and the true story of America.
Columbus Day ? I’d rather dedicate a night to him bc he was a dark guy who did bad things Please leave a like and follow if this post meant something emotional to you.
This album is what happens when a fairly boring billionaire with political leanings they’d rather not have public runs out of things to say.
You’d think being the chainsaw guy at haunted house would be fun but it’s mainly just hiding in the back trying to fix a chainsaw that breaks every 20 minutes
Working at a haunted house is so fun. I should’ve been doing this my whole life
Imagine getting raptured months before GTA6 comes out. I’d be so mad. Send me back.
I got excited watching a commercial about a new mop and I think this is the end for me.
Cmon Bluesky. Become profitable and desirable for brands and companies so I can sell my @ to those dweebs at happy Madison for $100,000 so I can order DoorDash
I hate that dominos commercial about people not knowing dominos never debuted stuffed crust before Like are you stupid. How did you not know that. Get educated. Read a book. This is baby shit. I’m so mad right now
Ate so much pulled pork at the work cookout that I’m dodging doing work later by holding my tummy and saying “owwww :( “ all day You gotta be thinking 10 steps ahead #FoodForThought
One of my favorite things to do on vacation is try to pass for a local. You get treated better, it helps you feel more immersed in the area and it feels like you’re getting away with something. It’s genuinely so funny to be asked directions by other tourists too
Fighting facism the only way I know how. Learning the names of different fireworks and saying them out loud as I see them.
I didn’t like the scene in Superman where he broke the neck of every animal to see how humans reacted. I think he could’ve just asked which ones we liked and disliked. He kept swearing too : (
