PaulRobson666
@paulrobson666.bsky.social
I try not to take owt too seriously (I'm not infallible though). Hate everybody, then add them one by one to your “like" list*. *Edit as required. #NUFC #FoulmouthedAndFlippant
That's one hell of a fugly looking timepiece or £300 from a maker I've never heard of. I wouldn't even pay £100 for it. 🤢🤢🤮 #nufc⚫⚪
Newcastle United@newcastleunited.com · 2d ago⌚️ An iconic moment in time for Newcastle United - now yours to keep forever. The Carabao Cup Winners 24/25 Memorabilia Watch is a special limited-edition timepiece to celebrate the unforgettable win at Wembley. Order yours from AV86.com now: www.av86.com/nufc?utm_sou...
Great... Even more fucking rules for the cunts to fuck up.
Premier League News@plnews.bsky.social · 2d agoNew Premier League rules for 2026/27: Delays of throw-ins and goal-kicks A “five-second” countdown and restart reversal for clearly delaying throw-ins and goal-kicks (if the time limit is exceeded, the throw-in is awarded to the opposing team; for a goal-kick the opposing team are awarded a corner)
They were the dodgiest coin tosses I've ever seen #nufc⚫⚪
Would everyone who I'm NOT following please quit blusky so it can work properly? Ta
FFS Willock. Just look across the back line man. #EveryFuckingTime #nufc⚫⚪
After a h-u-g-e Sunday dinner I was expecting this to send me to kip. I divn't think it's been that bad. A bit more time together as a squad and I think they'll play very well together. #nufc⚫⚪
So who's this new gadgie we're supposed to have signed. As I'm not following any shitehawks I've seen nowt about him. #nufc⚫⚪
A 0-2 defeat for The Lasses against Inter Milan. Inter did miss a few chances in the first half. We played slightly better in the 2nd half but just lacked a wee bit of composure in the final third of the pitch. #nufc⚫⚪
Nee @newcastleunited.com presence on here for The Lasses game. That's nice. #EqualFootingMyArse
Well... I saw nowt to get excited about, but plenty to warrant serious concern. The only positive was that everyone seems to have come through it unscathed. #nufc⚫⚪
Wor defence man! The last time I saw owt with as many holes in was the colander I used 3 days ago for the eclipse. #nufc⚫⚪
Newcastle United@newcastleunited.com · 5d agoBoniface scores for Bayer Leverkusen. [1-2] 82'
Canny goal by Thiaw. Nee idea what their goalie was whining about. #nufc⚫⚪
Get rid of the white shoes Matty Jazzle. Save them for we've got sommat to actually dance aboot. #nufc⚫⚪
The Bairns (U18s) started their league fixtures with a 3-1 win over Derby County. #nufc🖤🤍
Not expecting owt from today's match. Nee collosal fuck-ups, or injuries would be nice though. #nufc🖤🤍
Newcastle United@newcastleunited.com · 5d agoToday's team to take on Bayer Leverkusen in the Visit Malta Weekender 👊
Emergency Alert? Was it nationwide? Asking cos I've switched that shite off.
🚨🚨🚨 It's 'Bin Day' for Clacton. Residents are reminded to get the Count in and put the Cunt out. #VoteBinface
Count Binface@countbinface.bsky.social · last wk.Bin Day cometh.
The #TSB android app is fucked. The website is fine though.
I div'nt kna aboot yees lot, but I'm blaming the strip. #nufc⚫⚪ #institutionalisedPink
We've been absolute shite since I opened my big stupid fucking yap with my initial post. #nufc⚫⚪
PaulRobson666@paulrobson666.bsky.social · last wk.Fuck. I jinxed wuh. #nufc⚫⚪