Queer McDohl
@pbeecher.bsky.social
Queer, tattoo-loving NB in CHI 🍑 Ethical Slut 🍆 Sometimes NSFW 🤭 All around nerd 🎮 📽 Reformed dad bod 🏋️♀️ runner 🏃♀️husband 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (he/she/they)
I’m almost 20% into The Eye of the Bedlam Bride and won’t be stopping soon What is going to become of me when I’m fully caught up? Do I get an achievement? Do I wither away? I don’t think I’ve had an all encompassing ADHD obsession like this in over 15 years WHAT DO I DO AFTER? WHAT DO I DO?
Found out we can very clearly hear our new neighbors TV and ummmm tonight’s delightful selection included “FUCK YEAHH” and “HOWS DADDY TASTE” I’m gagging for my homosexual, porn-forward neighbors.
I finished DCC book five and audibly gasped at the last two sentences. Matt Dinniman didn’t need to go that hard but I’m glad he did 🙈😭
I’m trying to leverage some work I’m doing into a promotion up several levels to a director. Is a $50-60k too big of a jump to ask for if I can get these conversations moving? I’m tied to four new major weekly processes at work that I don’t have backup for.
Drag Race France is just so cunt. No notes on cast of S4 on E1.
I meant to only spend 30 mins playing Pokopia for lunch and burnt the whole hour. No regrets outside of having to log off 30 mins later than usual
Hubby surprised me after lunch with a Switch 2!! I’m so excited to try Pokopia.
Is…is Cable daddy? If so, is he taking boy applications 🥺
I’ve been a stepdad for almost a decade and no one in my family wishes me happy Father’s Day. And because of this I’m going to suck several fathers off today 🥰
Bryan Tyree Henry could snap me like a twig (complimentary)
why must being alive and conscious be so fucking expensive
There’s no love quite like a Samsung appliance wanting to tell you it’s done its job
My former roommate’s aesthetic of cunty Country has slowly crept up onto me like gurl I’m in a big green egg sweater and a camo hat (from @yeahbuzzy.com go buy one they’re cute AF and comfy). Lordt where is my sassy gay nerd shit I need to touch not-grass.
I got a haircut yesterday after finding a good queer-owned barbershop a few blocks from us. We also hit up Midsommer fest, saw @yeahbuzzy.com and I got this cute hat! Hubby got a cute CHI shirt that I’m also thinking about buying. Overall, a nice Saturday oot and aboot.
I’m not often out here shouting out Masterchef contestants but if anyone hurts Tkaiya or Heidi, I will commit a crime against you
hey I am still here and alive just kinda happy and thriving so I’ve been less chronically online 🙂↕️
After some deep internal conversations, I’ve decided to add in Salina or Madame Es Titties if you’re nasty
Queer McDohl@pbeecher.bsky.social · 2mo agoI spent time today making Laura Dern, Leslie Bibb and Kenzie (from love island) stickers. So yeah, you could say I was productive today.
I spent time today making Laura Dern, Leslie Bibb and Kenzie (from love island) stickers. So yeah, you could say I was productive today.
It’s Ember’s gotcha day!! 💕🐶 While she’s not been the easiest lady to raise, she’s always been so easy to love. If anything were to happen to her I would consider self immolation. 🔥 💀
Is it gay to like sleep token or have I accidentally crossed back into heterosexuality (pls goddess no)
