@peaeffdee.bsky.social
![4-panel comic. (1) [Two people stand on either side of a person with a white beret, who is spinning in a chair while holding weights.] PERSON 1 on chair: See, when I hold the weights out, I rotate slowly. (2) [Person 1 brings weights closer inward and spins faster.] PERSON 1: But if I pull them in, I spin faster, due to conservation of angular momentum. (3) PERSON 1: Now, to help shed angular momentum, I form an axial jet! [Person 1 begins to take off from ground.] (4) [Person 1 explodes off ground leaving fire and raining debris in wake as other two people scream AAAAA. One covers face and attempts to run away while the other one throws up hands while screaming.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreibpupq633aybmc7cb6a7umpn2nfa5olzc62ys3muztfhleydyxfpm)
![Tweet from Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin):
[hiding under my bed from burglars]
quesidilla bot: would you like a tasty quesidilla
me: shut the fuck up quesidilla bot](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreibz5vmvubeon37qhdeg2h2grouq6bujdmk64f37coh7nnkea5saz4)
"Rox——anne!" Thats the sound a tha police
The box for this game is EXACTLY 12-inches long. You know what that means, don't you? The game is a foot.
Not sure if the person I’m pranking has arachnophobia or anachrophobia, so I got a spider from the wrong time period to cover my bases either way.
