Colin Spacetwinks

@spacetwinks.bsky.social

that kangaroo what makes the game rec threads and such

bimbofication transformation sequence style art where buying a tarot deck turns someone into a narrative designer but the only noticeable difference in each part of the sequence is they keep buying another deck of tarot cards

the starting beat of "pin the tail on the donkey" by naughty by nature really ripe for stretching out for like a whole minute, two minutes before actually getting to the song. you could also throw in them saying "oh finally" once and then go right back to the beat at the halfway point

jc denton: some forces feel inescapable. like gravity. jc: history feels this way too; but what is that? what's history that we make, and what's forced on us? street cat in heat: rrrrrow jc: what choices did i make, and what were made for me? street cat in heat: mrrrow jc: [solemnly eats chips]

jason todd: joker's at it again. he's been leaving 'jokes' talking about our deaths written in corpses. tim drake: that's terrible! tim: tim: hey wait, i didn't get one. jason: oh, he left this for you. jason: [shows a drawing of tim dressed as doug funnie] tim: tim: fucking SHIT ASS BITCH

marketing to me with "remember the 90s???": hollow. empty. pointless telling me a soda has a new limited edition flavor: oh fuckkkkk i gotta find out how it tastes. what if it's incredible and i never find out

a box of crush soda 90s "big troppa punch", topped up with vaguely 90s imagery