Spitting facts about the Caribbean that i learned from Rihanna. I can have a conversation with anyone
Reading Mayan astrology and saying facts
Top 10 facts: 1. I’m right 2. You’re wrong
That’s facts those hoes can use their own camera
“Lone psychopaths are valued members of the walking around alone at night community with homeless crackheads and bad faith actors”
Showing up late and then not even being charming and also leaving early
Guys im sorry i said you have BPD. i have BPD
Having chicken fingers i left out overnight and a miclob ultra for breakfast. Big glass of water too
Terrence mckenna is full of shit but its ok he’s helped me at my lowest times
It was so reassuring when he told me i can do 15 grams of mushrooms and its ok. I was like wow thank u, i was worried i couldn’t.
Happy birthday to my dad. I am going to do mushrooms!
I cant go to the grocery store unless im on mushrooms
I hate abrahamic religion . Only mushrooms!!!!!!!!!!!
Feeding my backyard chickens psychedelic mushrooms. They make the best eggs at the farmers market
Ma’am I’m on mushrooms and I just fucking farted
Guys I’m 90% sure the first step is 6 dry grams of mushrooms in a dark room
Guys all i wanna do is do mushrooms by the beach
Honestly guys if the cops busted me for illegally farming psilocybin mushrooms I would go full Karen on them
Growing magic mushrooms on rotting ravioli
You guys are in my 4th house of shiitake mushrooms
Guys can you bring mushrooms on a plane? Is it like a vape? Should i tell her to put the mushrooms in her butt?
Watching Snapchat memory of myself in the woods on mushrooms telling my friend I feel like a deer
Guys i would give all my friends mushrooms. The mushrooms want me to network
Going to my grandpas funeral on mushrooms and making everyone cry with my eulogy