That's Dunban over there!
@peerlesshoms.bsky.social
Born in a world of strife, against the odds... #XenobladeRP | #MVRP Penned by Sol (https://sumi.pia) ๐ N/SFW, mostly non-lewd on the TL
sumi.pia i was inspired to make a d&d dunban build and i was able to get my AC this high with nothing but starting gear at level 1
A swing and... a miss! This is prime Dunban we're dealing with, remember. โ Lost your touch? Try again. โ Scaling the Bionis bit by bit, until he reaches the top of the leg. With a big windup, Dunban delivers a ๐ฌ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ณ nutshot. If they go low, I go lower, as they say.
๐๐๐ง๐ณ๐@zanza-the-divine.bsky.social ยท 3mo agoAnd the Bionis would begin to swing the giant blade at the singular Homs. Kinda an overreaction, but gods do overreact and be pettyโฆ
โ Hm. I seem to have gotten myself in quite deep here... โ After a long ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ต๐ค๐ฉ, Dunban takes a quick look to check his gear. Agility gems? Check. Lifesteal? Check. Perfect. He raises his left arm, nary a sword in sight, as promised. [he is about to bare hand box the entire fucking Bionis]
๐๐๐ง๐ณ๐@zanza-the-divine.bsky.social ยท 3mo agoโVery well, letโs get onto this.โ Zanza would vanishโฆ and the monado would appear in the Bionisโs hand
โ ๐๐ข๐ด weak. Trust me, I don't pick a fight I know I don't have a chance of winning. I could slay a god with twice your hubris, and still have some fight left in me! โ
๐๐๐ง๐ณ๐@zanza-the-divine.bsky.social ยท 3mo agoโAt least you are not foolish enough to not admit you are weak. A shame you are foolish enough to still challenge me.โ
โ That's because I was weak, and my pride will let me admit that. But i've grown stronger. More than strong enough to take care of one little god on my own! I don't need some fancy visions, I don't even need my sword! All I need is my hands and the indomitable spirit of the Homs at my side. โ
๐๐๐ง๐ณ๐@zanza-the-divine.bsky.social ยท 3mo agoโThat sounds like a flea. You are too confident for someone who couldnโt save their sister even with your party knowing of the danger prematurely.โ
โ Hm. Do your worst! Remove my arms, and i'll kick you dead. Remove my legs, and i'll bite you dead. Remove my mouth, and i'll glare you dead. Remove what's left, and i'll haunt you dead. You and I, we're ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐บ๐ฎ. For as long as you stand, you will never be rid of me. โ
๐๐๐ง๐ณ๐@zanza-the-divine.bsky.social ยท 3mo agoโOh? How prideful. Very well, letโs see how true that may be.โ Heโs ready to swing and remove Dunbanโs arms
โ I am always ready to pick up the Monado in case of the worst... But no need, I could dispatch you with no arms if need be! โ
๐๐๐ง๐ณ๐@zanza-the-divine.bsky.social ยท 3mo agoโDid you forget the Monado was slowly killing you? By the way, how is the arm?โ
โ Did you hear something? The wind is ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ช๐ต๐ฆ loud today. โ
โ Hm-hm! Did you forget what folks called me back in the day? That's Dunban of the Monado! โ Promptly stealing Shulk's Monado as soon as he looks away.
๐๐๐ง๐ณ๐@zanza-the-divine.bsky.social ยท 3mo agoโThatโs itโ He just activated his monado
CLEAN IT UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE, WILL YOU?
๐ก๐๐ก๐ง๐๐ก๐๐ข@parodybign.bsky.social ยท 3mo agoDumbassban.
โ These folks have a lot more than my name in their mouths right now... โ
โ Amuse these nuts. โ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
๐๐๐ง๐ณ๐@zanza-the-divine.bsky.social ยท 3mo agoโI did not say it was a perfect joke, just that it amused me.โ
๐ต๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ข๐ณ๐บ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฏ
a cartoon character is looking up at the sky
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โ Hop off, will you? It cannot be ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต good. โ
๐๐๐ง๐ณ๐@zanza-the-divine.bsky.social ยท 3mo agoโWhy would I have an obsession with you of all people? I just found the insults humorous.โ
Oh, but you don't get it! You're done AND banned.
๐ก๐๐ก๐ง๐๐ก๐๐ข@parodybign.bsky.social ยท 3mo agoNo, that's you, Dunbanned.
Looks like ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ has a little obsession, isn't that right, @zanza-the-divine.bsky.social?
