...Ridiculous. This is some bathroom paperback-tier schlock.

More mail from this guy. I never even gave the /editors/ this address.

...I didn't think about it today. Holy shit.

My art 😁

Please note that the author has been called a fraud, a criminal, a bestseller, a corpse, a fictional character, an unreliable narrator, an objective flaneur, an embattled gentleman, a magnetic field, an arsonist, and late for dinner by an odd number of dubious authorities.

TELL THAT PRICK I'LL KILL MYSELF BEFORE GOING ON A GODDAMN TV INTERVIEW

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀the eye * watches, the stranger conceals, but me ❓ ... ⠀⠀

🌀⠀❝ THE DISTORTION. ❞@doorsdistortion.bsky.social · 2y ago

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀... i * lie, archivist. ⠀🌀🚪 ⠀⠀

Sorry tuna has How Much Mercury Content

Been staying at ████'s the past few nights. Somehow in the 5 minutes a week I spend outside I've caught something, left me with a fever of 102. Or maybe it's just my immune system finally throwing in the towel. Honestly I don't blame her. It. I meant "it".

... It’s an ant again.

Thank god this thing is gonna be outdated in like 10 years when no one can afford to buy a house anymore

There’s just too much at stake. It may be the wrong decision, but fuck it, it’s mine.

Please. Like /this/ would be the first time I've seen a door in my house I don't recognize.

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Everytime I think about it my heartrate spikes. Except I don't even know what "it" is.

¹¹Not the first and definitely not the last time Zampanô implies that The Navidson Record exists.

I’m off. I can’t do a fucking thing. I just keep staring at all the ink we have, that wild variety of color, everything from rootbeer, midnight blue and cochineal to mauve, light doe, lilac, south sea green, maize, even pelican black,

Typically when Lude calls me late at night it’s because there’s some party he wants to hit. He’s the kind of guy who thinks sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.

My glasses broke about midway through writing. Didn't have a backup pair and couldn't be bothered to get new ones. At the time I'd kind of hoped that would slow me down somewhat, but of course it didn't. I just got used to squinting at everything I read. Doubly so when the lights went out.

I want something else. I’m not even sure what to call it anymore except I know it feels roomy and it’s drenched in sunlight and it’s weightless and I know it’s not cheap. Probably not even real.

I regret to admit the Flintstones vitamin gummies actually do seem to be helping a bit