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@pepeehalpert.bsky.social
Lvl 32. Hyper-nerd/powerlifter/dad/stoner/smuterist multi class. I sell big body and big body accessories. https://ko-fi.com/pepeehalpert
RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! DO YOU NEED TO ASK FOR HELP?
If you've ever busted a nut to an artists work, you legally have to say so I don't make the rules
If the Dems take power in November, be prepared for them to take the blame for gas prices. They aren't going down. Unless the Democrats can find a way to un-explode the east/west pipeline to the Suez canal, gas will continue to rise and they will 100% get blamed for it.
a recent patron commission for @talespin.bsky.social! (she/her)
ASMR but it's just the sound of a big dicks heavy nut hitting the floor
Happy Autumn equinox, you fucking pervs. Official beginning of fall. Get ready for witches with dicks from me.
windows update fucked my pc so this sketch is all I've got for time being
Idk who needs to hear this but grunting and screaming when you lift weights just isn't necessary
While in ranting, God bless modern culture for adopting fatty muscular bods. I fucking love food way too much to cut.
I bench 315 and draw old ladies with hairy nuts for fun, sit the fuck down.
Yo if you talk so loud in the gym that I can hear you through legitimate ANC earbuds, go fuck yourself. Yeah, flex your 200 bench loud as you can dude nobody is impressed. Be fucking humble.