HMMMM WELL This all sounds like a coverup to hide the fact that THE TERRIBLE WHITE HWALE ate our beloved First Mate @ecatherine.com 's leggy WHEN WILL HE STOP EATING LEGGYS However in the meantime I hope you can kick in to keep Elise ROWING and HARPOONING as per the job description

The Deadlands@thedeadlands.com · 4w ago

this october instead of donating to us, THE DEADLANDS we're asking you to please considering donating to help our #1 editor in chief @ecatherine.com with the bills stemming from her ongoing hospital stay. no coin fundraiser only fundraising Elise 🖤🖤 pls join us + spread the word

dimethyl mercury is in deadtrograde

I had to call the cops yesterday, which I hate doing, but the woman in front of us was so drunk that she almost rolled into a ravine and drove through a bike lane and onto the sidewalk. At that point public health takes precedent. Girlfriend and I followed her the whole way until police showed.

With Digger only opening to $8m this weekend, the Internet has the most important job ever to do We have to meme it hard enough to get a Morbius-style second run

With Digger only opening to $8m this weekend, the Internet has the most important job ever to do We have to meme it hard enough to get a Morbius-style second run

As someone who moderated multiple major subreddits until I finally snapped and deleted my account, this is so real

Rory Blank@roryblank.bsky.social · last mo.

There is a a maniac look in his eyes for much of the film that I recognized as being the look a lot of my coworkers had after doing content moderation long enough.

Unironically the PNW mindset lol

Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social · last mo.

just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick

USC should be given the death penalty tbh

my entire timeline, eyes welling with tears: fuck this guy tho

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another second was added

Alejandro Zúñiga@byazuniga.bsky.social · last mo.

The Michigan Marching Band's halftime show tomorrow at the Big House will feature a performance by renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma. The band will perform music from The Lord of the Rings:

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another second was added

Alejandro Zúñiga@byazuniga.bsky.social · last mo.

The Michigan Marching Band's halftime show tomorrow at the Big House will feature a performance by renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma. The band will perform music from The Lord of the Rings:

The wild thing about Elizabeth Holmes looking like the rescue rangers character is that one is a fictional Gadget that could never exist in the real world and the other is a cartoon

Anyone wanna come over for some video games? You can use the good controller

The wild thing about Elizabeth Holmes looking like the rescue rangers character is that one is a fictional Gadget that could never exist in the real world and the other is a cartoon

Y'all they're flushing water mains in my neighborhood tomorrow. That's such a beautiful way to celebrate kirkentines day

Conversely, when I jockeyed a gas station, I had someone get mad the rewards didn't work the way he wanted and accused me of theft. He was spitting and shouting at me and I just moved the line through around him. He called the cops because I "stole from him."

Kingfisher & Wombat@tkingfisher.com · 3mo ago

Fun Fact: If you don’t have a discount code at a supermarket or whatever, try entering that with the local area code. I’ve had it work 90% of the time. Did once have a Young Go-Getter Cashier tell me that entering a fake code was a crime. I looked him dead in the eye and told him to call the cops.

@tess.bzky.team is it true @thedearhunter.bsky.social is based out of Port Angeles, WA? That is wild news for me. Never would have guessed it for that town.

Taco Time NW just hits so good after a long day. I feel horrible for everyone who doesn't have it around them. New chicken caesar taco? Amazing. Beef natural soft taco with extra tomatoes, extra ranch? Literally never misses. Work absolutely bent me over today and I am now feeling whole again.

Listen, I just. You're beautiful, you're kind, you're immensely talented and I just want to lay in bed giggling about nothing with you. But I can't say it to you so here it is into the abyss ok bye

I scheduled AND went through with a meeting for an education advisory of some certifications I can get for free through work. Gonna try and take care of myself and set myself up for success.

Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 5mo ago

How are yall being KIND to yourselves today?

Buche, which is pork stomach. I'm pretty adventurous so I'll try most everything at least once, but if this is on a menu? I'm getting it every time. Oh lordy is it tasty. A buche mulita will have me happy for days.

Benjamin Dreyer@bcdreyer.social · 5mo ago

Let's flip the ongoing game on its head: What's the thing (a solo thing or a combination of things) you love to eat that you suspect most other people would (or do) find repulsive? I'll claim the free center square with:

Mariners and Team USA both crushing it at the same time is truly peak sports entertainment

Happy Thunder Were Eliminated day to all who celebrate. Get absolutely fucked today and forever.

I see so many people critiquing kid rock addressing the Pentagon. I thought you loved this country. Do you not even want the bah wit da ballroom???

Follow up: please tell me why midnight is when the dog decides she is going to go explore the entire forest and leave me standing at the door for half an hour wondering where she went??

Please tell me why my stupid body is literally nodding out levels of exhaustion but as soon as I turn off the light, I'm wide awake??

Anime this, anime that Cartoons are for children Oooohhhhh I took my daughter and combined her with a dog, it is very traumatic Congratulations, you recreated catdog I am not impressed

Hey quick question, what's that statue doing

Anyone know what today's drink was at the SEA-cret Door?

I GOT SOME MOTHER FUCKING CRAB NACHOS IN A GOD DAMN FERRY BOAT