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" No chance." Pepsi-man let out a breathy laugh, as he instinctually palmed his chiselled abs after the strike she landed. The hero shifted his attention as he commented, " Being beaten by a beautiful woman isn't the worst thing in the world, I must say so myself."
春丽@interpolsfinest.bsky.social · last mo."Is that your best effort?"
" Fuckin' hell. You drink this shit?" He couldn't help but toss that disgusting, vile Coca-Cola can into a dumpster. His taste buds rejected the horrible taste — making him gag in the process.
And 𝐍𝐎𝐖, the 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 you've all been 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐎𝐑 . . . Put your hands together for 𝐙𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐙𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐀 .ᐟ
𝓩.@magicalmistress.bsky.social · 6mo ago𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇, and i will 𝐄𝐊𝐀𝐌 𝐔𝐎𝐘 𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐃𝐋𝐈𝐇𝐂 𝐍𝐈𝐀𝐆𝐀 . . . you will not know eht 𝐋𝐀𝐄𝐑 morf eht 𝐋𝐀𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐔, and what you will see lliw mees 𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐄𝐑𝐃 . . .
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He just kept eyeing her up and down, occasionally glancing down as she carried on with the gentle and playful poking. It seemed like she was enjoying herself. "... I mean, I don't dislike it? I suppose you're not the only one curious after all." A faint smile formed on his face, curving the mask.
𝐶𝐴𝐸𝐿𝐼𝑁𝐴@whoismaneater.bsky.social · last mo.A soft giggle escaped Caelina as she heard that, all while continuing to poke him playfully. “Maybe. If it works on you, then I guess it is.”
He averted his attention and watched as she poked him, feeling her finger sink into his cushioned abs. " Pepsiman is never truly alone, I am always out and about doing my thing. ... Although, I do appreciate you approaching me. Hm?" He raised a brow from the gentle poking, " Is this some +
𝐶𝐴𝐸𝐿𝐼𝑁𝐴@whoismaneater.bsky.social · last mo.“Oh! No, not really. I just thought you looked a little lonely.” She smiled, doing her best to appear as friendly as possible as she lightly poked him with a finger. “But if I got the wrong idea, then I'm sorry.”
" ... I mean, can you blame me?" He gestured towards himself at the getup he was wearing. " The majority would look elsewhere. Times have changed, people don't exactly find ' Pepsi-man ' that appealing." Cue a shrug before he chuckled, " Haha... I have a feeling you're not the judgemental +
𝐶𝐴𝐸𝐿𝐼𝑁𝐴@whoismaneater.bsky.social · last mo.Caelina looked at him with curiosity. For the most part, she was simply wondering whether he was edible...and what he might taste like. “You seem surprised...?”
" Fuck, man. My balls." He groaned as he pulled on his costume slightly to adjust his jewels. He couldn't help but waddle a little, bouncing on each foot like a stereotypical cowboy from those old western cartoons. " PepsiCo really needs to send me a new costume! Cheap bastards."
" Ugh , — Hey?" He was a little surprised that someone unironically approached him, looked at him, acknowledged he even existed, and then provided a formal ' Hi.' Typically, the majority will do anything in their power to avoid him. He recuperated the gesture and tugged a little smile, +
𝐶𝐴𝐸𝐿𝐼𝑁𝐴@whoismaneater.bsky.social · last mo.“ Hi ” She gave him a little wave.
" May I represent to you some Pepsi Peach Oolong tea~! It's apparently delicious, I have no idea, but I thought of you, so that counts." He insisted with the can, holding it for the princess to take. He is a little ( strange ) but he means well.
Elf princess Elise@eliseurayel4.bsky.social · last mo."Oh oh oh! Where did my tea go?!"
" Hm. Now that I think about it... ... Where is everyone?"
" Alright, delicious dickheads, daddy's home." He palmed his gloved latex hands together, rubbing them together. He is in a good mood and eager to bother everyone!
Lightly hopping on his feet as he attempted to get his costume on, feeling the skintight suit latch onto his chiselled frame. " M-mmhf!" Give him a moment! His ass is too fat for this thing.
— " Hm? Can I help you with something?" PepsiMan turned and acknowledged the Reader who is seemingly staring at him.
He is certainly the ( real ) deal. Oh, a babe like herself wanting a can of Pepsi? How could he deny the Jester? He reached for his pockets and dug deep, searching through before pulling a single can out. Multiple beads of condensation, rolling down and dripping off the can. +
.✦ ݁˖ 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝓠𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 .ᐟ@manicquinzel.bsky.social · 2mo ago@pepsimascot.bsky.social there is no proper way to be serious about this. can she PLEASE have a PEPSI ⁉️ it’s not everyday you get to meet THE PEPSIMAN of all people. it’s like meeting a celeb. ✨🤍