mcdonald's coffee has no right to taste as good as it does tbh

i stayed up until 1:30 this morning to finish John of John (which is AMAZING, i devoured that thing in 24 hours) and i am well and truly paying the price at work right now

where is my esteemed patroness lady catherine de bourgh to fund my absolute NEED for all of these ROTE special editions

Illumicrate ✨@illumicrate.bsky.social · 3mo ago

We’re so excited to announce, in collaboration with Robin Hobb and HarperVoyager, our Illumicrate Exclusive editions of The Liveship Traders Trilogy!

I have potentially convinced a friend to start reading the Lord John series totally independently of Outlander. The power I feel in wielding the words, "a closeted aristocratic gay British soldier in the 1700s solves crimes," to the book's exact target audience is unparalleled.

i am listening to big bad wolf in full for the first time and lestat's crash out at the end is a+

i still think Long Face slaps, I don't care what anyone says (in-universe or IRL)

Lmao I tried to save this image and instead my phone made a sticker

The Yaga trailer looks so good 🙏🏻creative gods of the north, let the CanCon TV wave continue to wash over me.

In my continuing pattern of watching things 4-5 months after the hype has evaporated, I finally saw Project Hail Mary last night

Anyone who needs a new show to watch while we wait for season 4 should absolutely give The Americans a try because it’s still probably the best tv show from start to finish I’ve ever seen (and that includes Succession *and* Buffy)

I can’t believe I forgot to repost this but please know I have been screaming inside my head for the past six hours

The Vampire Lestat@annerice.amc.com · 2w ago

SHE IS COMING. #QueenOfTheDamned

“Dead baby, dead baby, lesbian.” 💀

One eraser, a pair of scissors and a bunch of rubbing alcohol later

What a wild week of weather 😭

tragically, the apple TVL season pass early upload does *not* seem to apply to Canada 🥲

i don't know when it happened, but suddenly a ton of the touring indie artists I like are all like 7-10 years younger than me. i'm going to concerts feeling like grandma at the club

Crypt Keeper: Tales From The Crypt Piano Performance

ALT: Crypt Keeper: Tales From The Crypt Piano Performance

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🥲 i'm glad i made sure to get my groceries yesterday

Weird Al Swearengen@peterlynn.bsky.social · 3w ago

The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049 vs the Toronto skyline from right now.

the wildfire smoke is making it look like Mordor outside today

AS IF! I WASN'T ALREADY! BARELY HOLDING ON! UNTIL SUNDAY! youtu.be/5HJDN3WsW8k?...

me, repeatedly refreshing Autumn's youtube feed, waiting for the next interview drop

Waiting

ALT: Waiting

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Hamish Linklater, king of making me emotionally invested in Villainous but not Outright Evil GuysTM across various horror tv shows

I fear I am compelled to use the alt synth pop music duo looking photo from the Vanity Fair article as my new header (sorry Jarda)

The thing about JKR and telling folks not to buy Harry Potter shit is it isn't because we think it can take away her fortune and platform. She's so rich she would still be rich if she never sold another book It is because it is literally the smallest possible hurdle to clear to value trans lives

I CANNOT BELIEVE WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THESE WORDS COMING FROM JACOB, AVOWED ARMAND HATER!!!!

i just bought a hardcover copy of Blood Communion on EBAY of all places because I find the paperback version so profoundly ugly I refuse to own it

AI fraud nearly derailed our next anthology. Today we’re talking about what went down, the things we missed, and publishing the report we wish we’d had when it happened. Read all about it on our new blog, and download the full report:

Honey, We Bought an AI Story — Bona Books

The Queer Torments of the AI-sphere

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is there anything more infuriating than a smudge on your glasses that you just. can't. seem. to. wipe. away

they really did nail the marius casting too. i loathe him and yet i find myself completely spellbound by his performance. i am *desperate* to see him and armand onscreen together for the first time.

the absolute COMEDY of louis and regina having this devastatingly serious emotional moment in the boat and then dramatically paddling away took me out

This is my top read of 2026 so far and I have a feeling it’s going to be very difficult for anything to surpass it