i don't care if i get cryptosporidium i needed shredded lettuce on my sandwich to feel alive

okay ive cracked the code. flavors are holding up the Midwest. I'm in a Sheetz and they have every flavor of everything ever. why would you vote to change your material circumstances when all of your basic needs are blue raspberry flavored and cost $4 for 36 oz

kinda messed up that "multi-hyphenate' only has one hyphen in it. it's like english doesn't even want to be cool

a job is kind of like a fundraiser you throw for yourself

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Eradicate hordes of monsters in this survivors style roguelite set in a rotting, destructible city that hates you. Start fires, blow stuff up, electrify water, you name it. Upgrade & craft an arse...

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The biggest problem in my life is I don't have enough ancient civilization cores to build the things I need in Palworld and they're SO hard to get. The second biggest problem in my life is I need a job.

how do I properly atone for the gallons of water I inadvertently wasted on this

there is disco elysium everywhere for those with eyes to see

Loomin' Onion™@buckrawheat.bsky.social · 3w ago

Undefeated

every once in a while i stop and think to myself in a tommy wiseau voice, "there's so much happening in this world!!!" i don't think he ever actually says that in the room so i honestly don't know where that comes from it's not wrong though. so much does happen

it's been a busy month, but I'm thinking I'm finally ready to catch up on the world cup! who's the favorite right now?

if you're in LA, my theater regularly hosts a show where you can go do this kind of karaoke with a bunch of different song bases and source texts! Jack Quaid will be at the next one! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/robotk...

Robot Karaoke — The Elysian

ROBOT KARAOKE is a live comedy show with songs you know and new lyrics no one ever has sung. Our custom system, THE WEIRD ALGORITHM, rewrites karaoke classics syllable-for-syllable using fragments of ...

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tami lam@cuppy.bsky.social · 4w ago

Again, this is what the internet is made for www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSvJcfFK/

if it were me, I simply wouldn't get any blood on my clocktower?

every time I see Icewind Dale in print, I read it as ice-wined dalé, and honestly, I'm valid and not incorrenct

I think companies should pay you a nominal fee if they are able to accept a resume file, but also make you input all of that exact same information again before you submit

it's called cyclosporiasis and some would argue it's a little too soft

Big Joel@bigjoel.bsky.social · 4w ago

there is some soft and kind spirit moving through the world these days I can sense it

In Star Fox, it's totally acceptable for you to have a name that is your species or is close to it. Like Fox the fox, Wolf the wolf, or Pigma the Pig. But then there's also totally "normal" names like James or Andrew. It's kind of like if every other person you met was named Human or Humano

the thing about working out nobody tells you is it makes you hurt all of the time and never starts feeling good, even when you're not working out. and if you do it consistently... it doesn't get better and continues to hurt all of the time

im chugging monster at 8pm on a sunday night, im unlocking whole new states of consciousness

Super Bloom....! #ocsky

if we're keepin it a buck, external validation is lowkey kinda goated

young enough to say slay, old enough to remember 9/11

damn it just hit me that a katsu sando is just a McChicken

i need all US 7 elevens to have tasty, high quality katsu sandos on deck. now.

This honestly looks incredible. At first I wrote it off as a movie about a man going poop and they’re bothering him, but once I found out the director was 41 it was like time slowed down. I couldn’t believe it

Mega64@mega64official.bsky.social · 2mo ago

INCREDIBLE: First scene released from new BATHROOMS movie on YouTube. Director is only 41 years old. This movie about hidden bathrooms was made for barely $40 million dollars and the director is only 41 years old. youtu.be/Lw2DQG5vQ2k?...

doing my cooldown for the evening and this phrase from real housewives of Rhode Island has been haunting me for weeks

it should be against the rules to be a jack of all trades and a master of gaslighting yourself into thinking you suck

I don’t know what it’s like to find out Santa’s not real, but I imagine it’s a lot like getting to the JW and learning that the bar is closed for renovations all week

every time Molly and I watch Riverdale I always attempt to try and explain or contextualize it and I never come up with anything that feels satisfying. it's a series of increasingly more disturbing fever dreams but also a Saturday morning cartoon but also it's a theater kid playing with dolls

we are wario

not too worried about the election results, I know everyone on the right side of history has executive dysfunction like I do and also turned in their ballots at the very last possible second