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Where the wild flowers grow✨ I skeet random 💩 and make occasional funnies. Retired Baddie 💋 39+ Aunty Supremacy 🤘🏾Tine Representa ♍️

My good friend told me a mutual of ours is finally starting to date again after being butt hurt over his BM. New lady is put together, self made, and treating him on every date. When we inquired what he’s doing to court her, he said “I take her to the gym”. Okay.

After 6 years, my role was eliminated as a part of a org restructure plan. When I walked into the fake “check in” with my director and saw the HRBP I knew. He started fumbling through the script while HR sat there cheesing like a Cheshire cat. I unclipped my badge and advised I had nothing…