I need a lil something to take the edge off
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Offdaback ✊🏿 👑✨
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Where the wild flowers grow✨ I skeet random 💩 and make occasional funnies. Retired Baddie 💋 39+ Aunty Supremacy 🤘🏾Tine Representa ♍️
I need a lil something to take the edge off
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My good friend told me a mutual of ours is finally starting to date again after being butt hurt over his BM. New lady is put together, self made, and treating him on every date. When we inquired what he’s doing to court her, he said “I take her to the gym”. Okay.
It really is the simple things and the joy they bring 😊
Lit the J and decided to queue my favorite soundtrack 🔊
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Ended International Women’s Day by getting folded like a pretzel with my toes in his mouth. Good night😏
Bruh to get laid off the day your cycle starts 🤣 mercury in the damn microwave like a mf 😭
After 6 years, my role was eliminated as a part of a org restructure plan. When I walked into the fake “check in” with my director and saw the HRBP I knew. He started fumbling through the script while HR sat there cheesing like a Cheshire cat. I unclipped my badge and advised I had nothing…
To whom it may concern, the lamb chops are back at Longhorn Steakhouse. I repeat, the lamb chops are back🗣️
2 times and the last one caught a lil bid
Ladies, how many times yall been to jail?